Even though I have seen many times retarded women talking about their private lives on TV, it never ceases to give me an erection. These women with epically unsuccessful marriages and sex lives should stop talking about them in public. What would be the effect of these kinds of things on twelve year olds, who would masturbate until they rip ...
Ain’t this getting funny? Hah hah. First they banned tamilnet, then few other websites, and most recenty lankaenews. And now this. They ask you to send an email to amarathungamedia@yahoo..com for further information. I’ll be sending spam. So anyway, I guess this means gossiplankanews has to register itself. Hah. Does this include blogs too? I guess yes. So Sanjana Hattotuwa ...
According to some sources, 2009 losses from software piracy exceeds $51 billion. Fucked up ain’t it? It seems that Jeff Raikes, a Microsoft executive, said that “If they’re going to pirate somebody, we want it to be us rather than somebody else.” Well, then you’d be proud that I pirate your software all the time. I’m one of your biggest ...
Yesterday I went to my parents’ place for lunch. I was actually summoned there; ordered to come. Some of our relatives who live abroad were coming there for lunch and my parents thought that I, who doesn’t give a damn about relatives, should be there. The son of our relatives was supposed to get married [...]
A poor man in Kurunegla bought a lottery ticket and donated it to the kapruka of temple because he had nothing else to give. Guess what? That thing won 1 million rupees. Now the temple owns it. This guy’s life would have become a tiny bit better by now if he didn’t believe old farts and instead read me on ...
Last Friday, 9th November 2012, the STF wanted to know what the fuck prisoners like Kalu Thushara and Konna Kapila are doing inside the prison, as if it wasn’t obvious. They were having anal sex, while using heroin, and beating each other up when someone refuse to do oral sex. But the STF just wanted to see it. I mean ...
Human sexuality is complicated if you’re a woman, or if you’re a man who wants to please your woman, instead of pleasuring only yourself. Reaching orgasms is easy for men. If you’re ejaculating, that means you’ve reached an orgasm just a second or two ago. For women it’s not that simple. Often times, they might get wet, but won’t reach ...
Probably both. As you may know, owner of Sirasa/MTV, Kili Maharaja is having political sex, using Sirasa/MTV news as a sex toy. They are attacking Ranil so shamelessy that one might wonder how they are talking with Sajith’s manhood in their mouths. Today is 22nd December and Sirasa attacked Ranil for requesting UNPers to not watch Sirasa TV news. They ...
Christopher Fernando, the Kotahena thug, has been abducted. I don’t know how many of you have heard about him before this. Few years ago a friend of mine had a major confrontation with a short, young drug-addict called Rakaa or something, which ended up in a rather brutal fight. Our friend got beaten, pretty badly too. We went to the ...
MP Duminda Silva’s got his head blown up and is being treated at the Sri Jayawardenapura hospital, of which the director board was sent home for some mysterious reason after Silva was brought there. It’s unclear whether the three bullets that pierced his head has done any damage to his brain. I believe it hasn’t. You can blow the head ...
I’m not even married and will not be for at least another ten years and yet I’m already worried about this. As is the case with virtually every other specialised field, men dominate the workforce. Would you be comfortable with another man taking a look at your wife’s vagina? I mean, no matter how modern and liberal you are, letting ...
This pathetic human being has been so seriously butt-fucked by monkeys in Kandy that even reading the previews of his blog entries in Kottu is a total mindfuck. Sinhala-Buddhists castrated by Muslims or Tamils, Sinhala-Buddhists burnt alive by Muslims and Tamils, Sinhala-Buddhists gang raped by Muslim mobs; this shit is hardcore man. For public safety, this mad guy should be ...
……………………………Homoeroticism of a Hong Kong kid………… He was a visionary, I give him that. That word suits him more than it does the Pope or Dalai Lama or any other spiritual child abuser. The man was smart, articulate, insatiably
I posed this question at the end of an earlier entry as well, but do it here too because I seriously wanna know. Is he registering his blog, which is closed to comments because he’s a paid liar and afraid of the truth, with the Media Ministry as per the government orders. I really want to know this. First, does ...
This is a remarkable movie. Watch this movie, and I guarantee you that you’d be still thinking about it days after you watched it. It’s directed by Lech Majewski, whom I didn’t know about watching this movie. It literally enters into the world of a painting, and turn everything into art. Such a fine movie.
I’m fictionally in love with a certain female blogger. It’s fictional. If you think it’s real, you need to remind yourself that I’m the most moral man ever, and that having carnal desires for one’s older brother’s wife, or loving her romantically, or missing her when she’s not around, or wanting to call her every second she’s out of sight, ...
As you all know, Ind.Padashow censored me off his blog. Soon he did the same to a guy named Heshan, someone who often commented there. A long time before all that, he banned shitnut (a.k.a lanka libertarian who got a.raped by lefroy). I’m sure there are many more. Of course, just like Mahinda Rajapakse, Mervyn Silva and the late Steve ...
The Sri Lankan bloggers who call for the death of SOPA makes me laugh. Of course, SOPA can lead to censorship. That is big issue. Freedom of expression is bigger and more important than the right of any studio or software company to protect their petty little movies or buggy little programmes. But none of that is discussed by these ...
Philoshitcism is what I call the philosophical and cultural movement that I’m about to begin. I’ve been calling myself a liberal-democrat back when I started this blog. That was December 23, 2009. I am no longer a liberal-democrat. I think liberal-democracy is shit. Majority of the people, except me and people like me, are just plain stupid. Therefore liberalism and ...
Today’s been a boring sunday, so I thought I might as well write about my favourite subject: the astounding stupidity of Nalin de Silva. Recently I watched this American TV show called ‘The View’ on youtube. It has 5 women talking about things they don’t really understand. At least one of those women was a [...]
