By now it is clear what’s going to happen regarding the meaty fuckness Duminda Silva. He’ll live, and he won’t go to gaol, but instead turn out to be a martyr, a great man who almost died saving Laxman. According to the ugly Kolonnawa thug Laxman’s driver, the meaty fuckness gave the command to shoot at Laxman. But who cares? ...
Fuck. I think. This is just the kind of book I should not be reading. I read a lot of science fiction and this shit should not be called science fiction. There’s no science in it; just fantasy and spiritual bullshit. It reminds me of Dune. Oh that horrible book. I read all 6 books and about to read the ...
Yep. Indi P Samarajiva thinks rap is poetry. I’m not going to link to the place where he said that because he banned me from his blog. But in an article titled ‘Why Writing Will Live’ he wrote “Just like rap is really poetry, this is writing.” All I can say about this is “hah [...]
Nimal Siripala a.k.a. Sherlock Holmes It could be nothing but a foreign conspiracy. There’s literally nothing can happen against the Rajapakse regime that is not the result of a foreign conspiracy. If someone wants to run against Mahinda in a presidential election, it’s a foreign conspiracy. If Basil wants something and the supreme court denies it, it’s a foreign conspiracy ...
Mahindananda Aluthgamage, member of parliament, cabinet minister, professional fraud and amateur thug, walked out of the political debate show Wada Pitiya on Derana TV yesterday after being accused by a caller of being exactly who he is – a professional thief. Aluthgamage in return accused Derana TV (which is sort of owned by government minister Sarath Amunugama) of being biased ...
Hirunika Premachandra has balls. I don’t mean that as a compliment. Chandrika had titanium balls and look what she did. But Hirunika does have balls. Duminda’s supporters would rape and kill her if they get the chance. Those drug addicts do not think, and may not understand the necessity to lay low right now. Sure, Hirunika must have thugs of ...
Harry Potter fans. I found the worst Harry Potter fanfiction ever written, but it’s so goddamn funny that I’m still laughing after reading it. The story’s name is “My Immortal”, written by someone called Tara Gillespie (possibly a troll) in 2006 and it has been read by over a million people. It is famously known as the worst fanfiction ever ...
Yeah, you heard it right Nalin. Your wife is fucking your neighbour. Or is it your neighbour who’s fucking your wife? God Naatha wasn’t really clear about that. You see, recently I have developed my mental faculties to communicate with all sorts of higher beings and it’s awesome man. I hear stuff when I’m high. I learnt two things from ...
They tried to brainwash me when I was young; tried to shove the new testament down my throat. They failed of course. I’ve written in length about why Christianity, Islam, Buddhism and all other religions are not only false but also dumb. I don’t want to repeat myself here. But recently someone asked me how could I find the motivation ...
The United States Embassy had this to say about the SL government’s order to register websites with the Media Ministry. “The United States believes that a free and independent media is vital to ensuring the health and continuation of any democracy. Freedom of expression, including unfettered access to internet news websites, is a basic right that must be respected. We ...
Indi.padashow is the perfect Apple user. If he doesn’t have an Apple device, he needs to buy one because all Apple devices are idiot-proof, designed and manufactured and tighty controlled to make sure that even the idiots who use them can use the device without fucking it up. Why else they cannot be opened using regular screwdrivers, even to change ...
There’s nothing much to say really. In fact there is. It’s just that there’s no point in saying them. Just like political satire loses it’s place when things get too absurd, words and languages loose their place when monkeys run the country. The government is fucking Daya Gamage right now by taking over his company – the Sevenagala Sugar Factory. ...
In short, in bend over boyfriend, the woman puts on a strap-on and enters the man’s anus from behind. I have a question. What the fuck? It is so gay. It is so gay that it is more gay than real gay sex. The men who find bend over boyfriend (a.k.a. Pegging) pleasurable should leave their women and find other ...
His Ape-ness is giving me free publicity, repeating the offering of his well lubricated rectum to the corrupt politician and professional loser Milinda Moragoda. Apparently his ape-ness has found a website and it got him so upset that he wrote “Kottu Copy is Lefroy. He’s grumpy since I moderated him on my-a.ca. I’m following the usual troll protocol.” Well, the ...
It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Sri Lankan Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American History. Who said “Give me Liberty , or give me Death”? She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up: “Patrick ...
I’m a little bit homophobic myself. I think most straight people are. I’m just happy to let them live in their weird little world as long as they don’t have any cosiderable effect on my life. For example I don’t want a homosexual to get a job simply because the company had to fill a quota. But I don’t want ...
Goodfellas is the greatest movie ever made. The Godfather used to be the greatest movie ever according to me. But not anymore. Goodfellas is the greatest movie ever. It’s pretty good. I mean it’s pretty damn good. I mean it’s fucking awesome. Anyone who disagrees will sleep with the fish. Sorry, that was a line from The Godfather. It’s true ...
There’s some discussion going on in Kottu as to whether Buddha was a bad father or not. Indi.the.Pada.King has pompously written a meaningless article about this as usual which servers only to display his ‘pada’ command of English language. But at least he sounds coherent and attempts to pretend to be logical. This guy called “Building My Brand” on the ...
