Photograph only the statue. And this sign, if you must. Sign at the famous 12th Century statue of King Parakramabahu in Polonnaruwa. Spotted by Tharindu Amunugama.

Tranny Zumba Awesomeness? Whatever it is, no more Jogging, ok? “I sure want to ‘Tran’ with them,” says contributor Kanishka Panagoda.

We care your vision. Why you talk like that? It’s a test. If you can read this, then you don’t need glasses. Via @nuzster.

We won’t mince any words about this. Just wrong. Wrong. Spotted at Taprobane at Cinnamon Grand hotel in Colombo by @XeLeNe.

In journalism, it is said that if a dog bites a man then it’s not a story. But if a man bites a dog … We are not sure if this headline in the Daily Mirror was intentional or a mistake. But no matter. It is brilliant. This has got to be one of the most memorable headlines of ...

Here’s something to chew on during your lunch break. WTF kind of restaurant is this? We get molecular gastronomy and other larks. But this is beyond us.

Another way of saying kindly f*ck off. Via @nuztser.

We are now convinced that Sri Lankan hotel schools have a module on ‘Typo Awesomeness’. Another good one via @nuzster.

‘Honest men marry soon’. We are are so screwed. Looks like this tuk-tuk was shot up by the typo machine gun. Via @yisaam.

This will either make you laugh or, erm, slit your wrists. Lovely logo on the side too. Via @deshan10.

We like their style. It’s all or nothing, baby! Via @HalikAzeez.

ZOMG!?! Sri Lanka’s new visa website creates two new countries. Unfortunately, Krypton is not one of them. Via @groundviews.

Wonder if he picks up any women passengers? Via @nazly. More mummy’s boys here.

Badies: A bad man, a villain, a traffic demon. Thanks to @HalikAzeez for the pic and definition of a ‘badie’.

We are speechless. Typo overload. This should come with a Surgeon-General’s warning. Thanks for making our day @takashiG.

Everything is a ‘prioraty’ in Hambantota.

Chinese police in disguise? We’d like to disagree with the photo caption. Via @Sal_D_Man.

When you need to rip your clothes off in a hurry, you know whom to call. Via @Nazly.

How many mothers does this guy have? Unfortunate use of apostrophe there. tuk-tuks: Boom Boom Shock….your mothers love

Don’t know if they are coming or going. Make up your f*ckin’ mind, we say! Via @Arshaad_