A typo to ‘assolt’ your senses. Via @MegTegal.

Like a psychedelic band from the 70s. Nice font. Via @HalikAzeez.

The 3D Glass comes with a stiff shot of absinthe. Via @nuzster.

Sri Lanka’s 2012 Budget, as expected, threw up a fistful of typos. However, these were courtesy of the country’s premier News 1st TV network rather than by the government. If you come across more in other media coverage or the epic budget document, do send them to typoincolombo at gmail.com. Thanks to @nuzster for looking out, as always!

Would you like some fries with that? Via @indica.

Strap on your seat-belts. It’s gonna be a fun ride? Spotted by @Vindic8d. 

We are so getting our next suit from here. Via @nuzster.

This will either make you laugh or, erm, slit your wrists. Lovely logo on the side too. Via @deshan10.

Chess Kottu like Chess Boxing, only tastier. Spotted at the Grand Pila at Battaramulla by @arvindjkv via @brysonhull.

Badies: A bad man, a villain, a traffic demon. Thanks to @HalikAzeez for the pic and definition of a ‘badie’.

Thought we’d trot out this oldie but goldie via Jehan Mendis. These poems appeared in ‘The Island’ newspaper’s, wait for this, children’s section a few years ago. Correct us if we are wrong but this is probably the worst mistake by a newspaper in Sri Lanka’s journalism history. Check out Jehan’s Ravana blog for more on this glorious fuck up.

But wait til you see the cab fare, sure to raise your ‘ire’. Via @HalikAzeez.

Spot the typos! Knock yourself out! Every thing must go! Buy 1 get 2 free! This typo bonanza is brought to you by @nuzster.

What do you get when you put a lounge in a lodge? A londge, of course. Via @nazly.

Also known as urine drainage bags? This beauty from @indica.

Would have been better if it was ‘The X Flies’. But we are not complaining. Via @HalikAzeez.

Seen in toilets around the world but now with a twist in Sri Lanka. Spotted at P. Sara Stadium in Colombo by @NILENTH.

Everything is ‘better’ when it is fried. #FACT. Via @rebelinpurple.

Million Air. That’s how our wallets feel these days. Via @Xelene.

We can’t wait to ‘tase’ this one. Someone put us out of our misery. Via @nuzster.