EPIC! ‘Ass Farm’. There Is a farm for everything these days. Spotted in Jaffna by Tharindu.

Why are these tuk-tuk drivers showing us their ‘angles?’ Why are they so keen? What are these ‘angles?’ Is it edible? Should we care? These are the burning questions of the day. And there is no shortage of them on the streets. Thanks to @MegTegal and @HalikAzeez for the pics.

Why are these tuk-tuk drivers showing us their ‘angles?’ Why are they so keen? What are these ‘angles?’ Is it edible? Should we care? These are the burning questions of the day. And there is no shortage of them on the streets. Thanks to @MegTegal and @HalikAzeez for the pics.

The sky is the limit for this bus. Harshandika ‘Air Lines’. Spotted by @Madhawayaa.

We are speechless. Typo overload. This should come with a Surgeon-General’s warning. Thanks for making our day @takashiG.

Ok, this is just seelly. Seeriously. It must be the seeson. See what we did there? Oof! Via our typo spotting queen @nuzster.

Great WTF wisdom there and also a plug for our friends at the Colombo Pub Quiz at Barefoot. Via Jehan Mendis.

Always take the ‘wearther’ with you. Via @kirubesh.

Trangle. Sounds like something a ninja would use. Via @YasirNasir.

Sri Lankan education keeping up with the times. Never mind the ‘riding ass’ jokes. From a text book for six-year olds at a girls’ school in Colombo. Via @deshan10.

Need to get this off the chest: 1 - Seriously, WTF, man?? 2 - The typo. Glorious in itself. 3 - The headline. Two-deck banner headline. A beauty. Oozing WTFness. 4 - The story. Never mind that it’s not news. Some people like this shit, ok? On that note we are off to go slam our heads against a wall. Spotted in The Island - a ‘quality’ Sri Lankan daily - by @nuzster.

We forgot how to spell after reading this one. Via @ahamednizar.

Sri Lankan elephants roar. You’ve been warned. Spotted in Sigirya by @Vindic8d.

We simply love this. Spotted in Anuradhapura by @Vindic8d.

There’s no ‘dinger’ like a ‘lady’s dinger’. Mirth. Lots. Spotted in Anuradhapura by @HalikAzeez.

The Godfather couldn’t have said it any better. Word. Via @HalikAzeez.

Ok, this one is ‘bellow’ us. Not really. Via @nuzster.

In case you were planning on taking your lover and that special ‘other person’. Great deals here. Via @xelene.

Whoever wrote this should be imprisoned, fined, and quartered. Spotted at Flower Road by Naveen Amarasuriya.

This was obviously written by a deranged mind. There must be a clinical name for this condition. Via @YasirNasir.