Strange smelling lamprais. Via David Blacker, who says ‘the spelling may be off but the food is damn good’.

Fully loaded with typos. Via @biggzio.

Yet another receipt from Perera & Sons - Sri Lanka’s foremost baker and caterer. Via @thejester100. receipt 

We want to be ‘chairs’ when we grow up. Pic and caption by @nuzster.

Cuttle Fist? That's pretty ninja. Lambs and lions. Naturally. Bland beef? How appetizing. Severed with vodka? Known to happen. A couple of nights ago, we hit the Lavinia Breeze in Mount Lavinia and what a treat that turned out to be. The menu was peppered with some mouth-watering typos. Among the to-die-for items were ‘cuttle fist’, ‘lamb tender lion’, ...

Knock yourself out: Barota, String Copers, Fruit Salat, Ice Gream, Deval, Chopsi … Phew! Spotted en route to Trincomalee by @blessie_k.

His Excellency reads the Hit Ads? ‘Congradulations!’ Via @kirubesh.

Like rubbing salt in the wound. Spotted by Ranmali via @shehankaru + Jehan Mendis.

No ‘smorke’ funny cigarettes, ok? Via @yasirnasir.

Odel has a typo in store for you this season. Via @nuzster.

Oh dear, whoever wrote this is on a (tolet peaper?) roll. Via Chris Fraser.

No ‘international’ knocking and ‘diving’. Pro Karting will never be the same again. Via @YasirNasir +  @Sal_D_Man + @nazly.

This just made us thirsty for more typos. Sexy. Spotted at the National Youth Services Centre in Maharagama by @HalikAzeez.

It pays to check your bill. WTF typos galore here. Awesome spot by @YasirNasir.

This one made us moist. ‘Swaging & whispering palms blended …” Wordsworth wept. Via @ChindadollLK.

We care your vision. Why you talk like that? It’s a test. If you can read this, then you don’t need glasses. Via @nuzster.

Never mind the typos. A golden shower, err, facial, anyone? Via @ahmednizar.

‘Some Body Wont Me?’ These tuk tuk slogans can cause serious accidents. Via @MegTegal.

Tranny Zumba Awesomeness? Whatever it is, no more Jogging, ok? “I sure want to ‘Tran’ with them,” says contributor Kanishka Panagoda.

Gingrrly! WTF? This one courtesy of the @radmadtheatre. We have it on good authority that they do not eat these at rehearsals.