We won’t mince any words about this. Just wrong. Wrong. Spotted at Taprobane at Cinnamon Grand hotel in Colombo by @XeLeNe.

True love never fails. But grammar fails. Via @halikazeez.

This is just brilliant. Via @m_nasir13.

Education #FAIL. Iggits. “How can you expect proper GCE A/L results when ‘independant’ is spelled like this?” asks @nuzster, who spotted this glorious typo in the Daily Mirror.

Ok, so it’s not a typo but we are making an exception. Too good. A tag team you can’t beat: Santa, Snowman, and, err … Batman. Seen at Arpico by @kataclysmichaos.

Honesty is the best ‘policey’. Via Chris Fraser.

We’d suggest avoiding the lamb samosa. Spotted at Soho Bistro by Brook Teal.

It’s a car with all 04 doors, mmmm ok? Can be looked. Via @halikazeez.

We can’t stop laughing. Semi ‘Lucksiriy’ Service. Via @Ayidha.

Nothing quite like sipping a ‘wishky’ or a ‘Henness’ and smoking a Benson & ‘Hedg’ with your mates. There is also ‘Vanila la milk shakes’ for teetotalers. This is from the drinks list at Palm Beach Hotel in Mount Lavinia. Whoever wrote it was, obviously, in the drink. Do not drink and type this holiday season.

Nothing quite like sipping a ‘wishky’ or a ‘Henness’ and smoking a Benson & ‘Hedg’. There is also ‘Vanila la milk shakes’ for teetotalers. The drinks list at Palm Beach Hotel in Mount Lavinia was written by a drunkard. #FACT Do no drink and type this holiday season.

Not quite sure how we feel about this sentiment. The proverbial ball and chain? Via @MegTegal.

Coffee not strong enough? Coffee ‘Beab’. Via @nuzster.

The person who wrote this must have been helping themselves to eggnog. Via @rushda_.

Typo In Colombo’s holiday greetings brought to you by the Sunday Observer. Via @sasanga.

Bread buns with a mild, savoury typo. Via @Vindic8d.

This typo is just floofy. Via @yisaam.

“WTF!?” you say. We hear you. That’s ‘grater’, not ‘greater’. Is the confusion greater or the typo greater? asks @Sal_D_Man, who spotted this at Keells Super in Kohuwala. The jury is still out on this beauty.

Here’s a typo ‘present’ to celebrate the holidays. Via @nuzster.

We’ll have the ‘prown fride rice’. To die for. Via Ashley Houston.