“I told you so” (Yes. You did) “You should have known” (I didn’t) “And how exactly did you NOT see this coming” (I was in love?) “Oh you poor loser…here…strong shot” (OMG…what’s in this? Pesticide? I Hope I die now) “That fucking whore I’ll stab that bitch if I see her in public…No I’m serious I carry a tiny knife ...
Drinks! Vodka on the rocks. Black & Coke. Lots and lots of water coz you are dehydrated beyond belief but need to party for a few more hours…at least!!! Dancing. On the dance floor. on the sofas. on the space between the sofa and the wall. on those little ledges you find here and there. on tables. and on other ...
Mythology tells the story of Pandora’s box – which contained all the sorrows and troubles of the earthly world. The story goes on to say that “Hope” was the last remaining thing left in the box after all the evils had escaped. “Hope” was released from the box to make up for the mess. to ease the burden and help ...
That question always causes little explosions in my head to go off…SO much wrong!!! It is probably the most frequently asked question from Zee Kaiser next to “Is that it?” and “Where is my money?” So me being the genius I am I have decided to post a comprehensive list of things wrong with me and upload it for you ...
Today was one of “those” days…where the cool sea breeze reminded me of you, when the sunset was breath taking like you. One of those days where every song I heard screamed out your name at me and begged me to reconsider. I even said your name out loud just to see what it felt [...]
I spent most of this week researching soil sample testing on Google. Basically needed to find a place in Lanka where I could get the load bearing capacity of the soil in my backyard to see if I could build a pool! (yes I have weird obsessions like that) So while clicking on multiple tabs [...]
I pity people who hate their jobs. Seriously. Why on earth would you do something you don’t like? I honestly don’t get it. I mean…honestly…what do people tell themselves when they opt for some job they hate? Yes I get the pressure for cash and all that…but is it REALLY worth getting into something you wont be able to get ...
Do you ever feel like your constantly liking someone? I think most people do. We cant really function without having someone in our lives to like, love, or lust over. Honestly. People are always looking for love, you can deny it all you want but there is ALWAYS someone you think about in even the most minute and miniscule way! ...
Everyone has an angel, a guardian who watches over us. We can’t know what form they’ll take: One day old man. Next day, little girl. But don’t let appearances fool you. They can be as fierce as any dragon. Yet they’re not here to fight our battles, but to whisper from our heart, reminding us ...
Greetings darling blog reading degenerates!!!! I zee Kaiser has the most awesomelicious news for you!!! I feel our time has come, and as your glorious leader of Chaos it is my proud duty inform you that I can now be followed on this lovely internet-confusing-thingy called Twitter!!! After Much fiddling and fumbling I changed from a unhatched egg picture to ...
Inspired by “Shantaram” by Gregory David Roberts and dedicated to you who beat me down and broke my heart again and again and again until I realized the truth of things. From day one, this blog has been pounded with my puppy love posts fueled by my never failing sense of optimism and faith in the world. All people are ...
What purpose does memory serve? other than acting as a temporary storage for some over rated exam that your life quite literally depends on; I think, or rather I believe that memory serves as a buffer…a little safe zone in your head. On the shittiest day you can sit back, breathe, relax and recall things, places, people, events and dull ...
Inspired by “wonderful” by Everclear. “Promises mean everything when you’re little and the worlds so big” That’s a line from the song! Was listening to music all day long on YouTube and taking in all the videos and just basically reliving days gone by! Music has a way of doing that do you. One blaring listen to “teenage dirt bag” ...
The other night I saw darkness. No moon to light to the ocean, no stars dotting the sky, absolute complete darkness. The sky and the sea met at the invisible horizon and merged into the black expanse of nothingness. The darkness was awe inspiring. infinite. no beginning. no end. no limits. no boundaries. It was as if the earth fell ...
