ISLA BUNGLAR, Off Costa Rica -- In completely unanticipated developments, Kahuna announced today that He had been rudely awakened from His slumber of more than sixty moons by the rise in average global temperature and corresponding decline in human intelligence. Speaking to KNN via satellite phone from the decidedly hostile territory of Professor Gordon’s secret laboratory off the coast of ...
PANADURA, Sri Lanka -- Sometime in the murky depths of the past, Kahuna and Professor Gordon began bickering about SQL and ended up in a watery misadventure, the transcript of which is presented below in evidence:Gordon (G): Are you handy with SQL?Kahuna (K): !@$@#$@#$ Do I look like E F Codd? X-(G: No you look like a cod, but that's ...
Is this the time you come home on a school night? Tsk, Tsk.— Vandoofus, disapproving of Kahuna turning up in the wee hours.I will do as I please.— Kahuna, in his own defense.You need to get spanked. Er wait, you might like that.— Vandoofus, having second thoughts on disciplining Kahuna.I have stopped spinning.— Vandoofus to Kahuna, on regaining control of ...
Sambar in the Mist (Copyright (cc) B Kahuna 2006) HORTON PLAINS, Sri Lanka -- A Sri Lankan Sambar Deer (Rusa unicolor unicolor) frolicks as the mist rolls in near the car park at the Horton Plains National Park.Captured on 29th July 2006 with a Canon EOD 30D (EF-S 18-55mm 1:3.5-5.6 II) on Landscape Mode resulting in an aperture of f/8.0 and a shutter speed of 1/160th of a second.
COLOMBO, Sri Lanka -- Late last year, a number of clowns gathered for dinner amidst much pandemonium. St Vandoofus, Darth Teddy, Timmy, The Monster and Her Royal Highness were among the assembled contingent. Kahuna was notably absent from the proceedings citing a suspicious and completely unverifiable prior engagement.Given the already high Clown Factor, the event had rapidly descended into madness ...
de Havilland Mosquito (Copyright (cc) 2005 B Kahuna)DUXFORD, United Kingdom -- A World War II de Havilland Mosquito B.35 bomber (serial TA719) parked at the Imperial War Museum. The "Mossie" consisted of a mostly plywood airframe and was also known as "The Wooden Wonder" and "The Timber Terror". It had a top speed of 415 mph (668 km/h) and ...
Gah! Didn't know this thing had chat.— The Monster, on being accosted by Kahuna on Facebook chat.Ask it to buy a dongle and stop whining.— Gordon to Kahuna, weighing in heavily on the Vandoofus Bluetooth fiasco.Are you on Michael Dell's customer support staff?— Kahuna, unimpressed by Gordon's customer service mindset.I can't find "safely remove"; I'm just going to pull it ...
PANADURA, Sri Lanka -- Sometime in the murky depths of the past, Kahuna and Professor Gordon began bickering about SQL and ended up in a watery misadventure, the transcript of which is presented below in evidence: Gordon (G): Are you handy with SQL?Kahuna (K): !@$@#$@#$ Do I look like E F Codd? X-(G: No you look like a cod, but ...
Is this the time you come home on a school night? Tsk, Tsk. — Vandoofus, disapproving of Kahuna turning up in the wee hours. I will do as I please. — Kahuna, in his own defense. You need to get spanked. Er wait, you might like that. — Vandoofus, having second thoughts on disciplining Kahuna. I have stopped spinning. — ...
NEW YORK, New York -- Just days after the loss of his lemma and then the tragic disappearance of his thesaurus, St Vandoofus has turned to his music for solace. Written while he was sleepless in DC, the new single released just moments ago was simply titled, Lemmaless in New York.Ee-e-e-um-um-a-weh Ee-e-e-um-um-a-weh In the Jungle, the concrete jungle, the lemma's ...
NEW YORK CITY, New York -- Outright buffoonery took place a few days ago when crackpot lexicologist and unconventional orthographer, St Vandoofus redefined parts of the English language and caused chaos across two continents. It all started with a conversation between the Holy One and Kahuna on the perfectly innocent topic of computer programming, but soon became a quagmire involving ...
NEW YORK CITY, New York -- In the aftermath of the lemma crisis, we must ask ourselves what would happen if St Vandoofus shared his apartment with like-minded, lexically-challenged companions and had urgent need for the thesaurus. Today's Get Fuzzy strip by Darby Conley does a fantastic job of illustrating the ensuing chaos:Ah, pure genius! ...
