ISLA BUNGLAR, Off Costa Rica -- In completely unanticipated developments, Kahuna announced today that He had been rudely awakened from His slumber of more than sixty moons by the rise in average global temperature and corresponding decline in human intelligence. Speaking to KNN via satellite phone from the decidedly hostile territory of Professor Gordon’s secret laboratory off the coast of ...
ISLA BUNGLAR, Off Costa Rica -- In completely unanticipated developments, Kahuna announced today that He had been rudely awakened from His slumber of more than sixty moons by the rise in average global temperature and corresponding decline in human intelligence. Speaking to KNN via satellite phone from the decidedly hostile territory of Professor Gordon’s secret laboratory off the coast of ...
Editor's Note: Readers are cautioned that this post contains large lexemes. Those with corollary disease should consult their lawyers prior to further ingress such that a regrettable lexical calamity might be avoided.ROOSTERVILLE, Sri Lanka -- KNN has been called in to investigate mysterious happenings in the Colombo metropolis during the past few months. Residents of Wellawatte report of being unceremoniously ...
Editor's Note: Readers are cautioned that this post contains large lexemes. Those with corollary disease should consult their lawyers prior to further ingress such that a regrettable lexical calamity might be avoided. ROOSTERVILLE, Sri Lanka -- KNN has been called in to investigate mysterious happenings in the Colombo metropolis during the past few months. Residents of Wellawatte report of being ...
NORTH POLE, Arctic Circle -- In alarming news, KNN has just learned that Professor Ebenezer Gordon, Chairman and Grand Poobah of Gordon Industries, Inc., has been placed under house arrest and confined to his North Pole complex by a contingent of heavily-antlered reindeer. This latest incident brings to a head the bitter industrial dispute between Gordon's loss-making Santa Claus business ...
NORTH POLE, Arctic Circle -- In alarming news, KNN has just learned that Professor Ebenezer Gordon, Chairman and Grand Poobah of Gordon Industries, Inc., has been placed under house arrest and confined to his north pole complex by a contingent of heavily-antlered reindeer. This latest incident brings to a head the bitter industrial dispute between Gordon's loss-making Santa Claus business ...
PANADURA, Sri Lanka -- Sometime in the murky depths of the past, Kahuna and Professor Gordon began bickering about SQL and ended up in a watery misadventure, the transcript of which is presented below in evidence:Gordon (G): Are you handy with SQL?Kahuna (K): !@$@#$@#$ Do I look like E F Codd? X-(G: No you look like a cod, but that's ...
PANADURA, Sri Lanka -- Sometime in the murky depths of the past, Kahuna and Professor Gordon began bickering about SQL and ended up in a watery misadventure, the transcript of which is presented below in evidence: Gordon (G): Are you handy with SQL?Kahuna (K): !@$@#$@#$ Do I look like E F Codd? X-(G: No you look like a cod, but ...
Is this the time you come home on a school night? Tsk, Tsk.— Vandoofus, disapproving of Kahuna turning up in the wee hours.I will do as I please.— Kahuna, in his own defense.You need to get spanked. Er wait, you might like that.— Vandoofus, having second thoughts on disciplining Kahuna.I have stopped spinning.— Vandoofus to Kahuna, on regaining control of ...
Is this the time you come home on a school night? Tsk, Tsk. — Vandoofus, disapproving of Kahuna turning up in the wee hours. I will do as I please. — Kahuna, in his own defense. You need to get spanked. Er wait, you might like that. — Vandoofus, having second thoughts on disciplining Kahuna. I have stopped spinning. — ...
