Ain’t this getting funny? Hah hah. First they banned tamilnet, then few other websites, and most recenty lankaenews. And now this. They ask you to send an email to amarathungamedia@yahoo..com for further information. I’ll be sending spam. So anyway, I guess this means gossiplankanews has to register itself. Hah. Does this include blogs too? I guess yes. So Sanjana Hattotuwa ...
A poor man in Kurunegla bought a lottery ticket and donated it to the kapruka of temple because he had nothing else to give. Guess what? That thing won 1 million rupees. Now the temple owns it. This guy’s life would have become a tiny bit better by now if he didn’t believe old farts and instead read me on ...
There’s nothing much to say really. In fact there is. It’s just that there’s no point in saying them. Just like political satire loses it’s place when things get too absurd, words and languages loose their place when monkeys run the country. The government is fucking Daya Gamage right now by taking over his company – the Sevenagala Sugar Factory. ...
This is a remarkable movie. Watch this movie, and I guarantee you that you’d be still thinking about it days after you watched it. It’s directed by Lech Majewski, whom I didn’t know about watching this movie. It literally enters into the world of a painting, and turn everything into art. Such a fine movie.
Hirunika Premachandra has balls. I don’t mean that as a compliment. Chandrika had titanium balls and look what she did. But Hirunika does have balls. Duminda’s supporters would rape and kill her if they get the chance. Those drug addicts do not think, and may not understand the necessity to lay low right now. Sure, Hirunika must have thugs of ...
By now it is clear what’s going to happen regarding the meaty fuckness Duminda Silva. He’ll live, and he won’t go to gaol, but instead turn out to be a martyr, a great man who almost died saving Laxman. According to the ugly Kolonnawa thug Laxman’s driver, the meaty fuckness gave the command to shoot at Laxman. But who cares? ...
His Ape-ness is giving me free publicity, repeating the offering of his well lubricated rectum to the corrupt politician and professional loser Milinda Moragoda. Apparently his ape-ness has found a website and it got him so upset that he wrote “Kottu Copy is Lefroy. He’s grumpy since I moderated him on my-a.ca. I’m following the usual troll protocol.” Well, the ...
MP Duminda Silva’s got his head blown up and is being treated at the Sri Jayawardenapura hospital, of which the director board was sent home for some mysterious reason after Silva was brought there. It’s unclear whether the three bullets that pierced his head has done any damage to his brain. I believe it hasn’t. You can blow the head ...
I’m fictionally in love with a certain female blogger. It’s fictional. If you think it’s real, you need to remind yourself that I’m the most moral man ever, and that having carnal desires for one’s older brother’s wife, or loving her romantically, or missing her when she’s not around, or wanting to call her every second she’s out of sight, ...
Fuck yeah. How does it feel Mr. Milinda Moragoda? It sucks, doesn’t it? You bloody loser. You deserve it. You betrayed us. We voted for you, thinking there was an intelligent UNPer inside your toad-like head and you switched parties. You goddamn betrayed us and this is our payback. Now suck it. Suck it hard. First you lost your seat ...
……………………………Homoeroticism of a Hong Kong kid………… He was a visionary, I give him that. That word suits him more than it does the Pope or Dalai Lama or any other spiritual child abuser. The man was smart, articulate, insatiably
According to some sources, 2009 losses from software piracy exceeds $51 billion. Fucked up ain’t it? It seems that Jeff Raikes, a Microsoft executive, said that “If they’re going to pirate somebody, we want it to be us rather than somebody else.” Well, then you’d be proud that I pirate your software all the time. I’m one of your biggest ...
Recently Indrajit Samarajiva, wrote that rap is really poetry. I thought this was ridiculous. What he was saying was that Eminem and 50centz were poets. I thought that was the most eminently fucked up idea I had ever heard. After attacking Indrajit for this on my blog however, I did a Google search to find [...]
Yep. Indi P Samarajiva thinks rap is poetry. I’m not going to link to the place where he said that because he banned me from his blog. But in an article titled ‘Why Writing Will Live’ he wrote “Just like rap is really poetry, this is writing.” All I can say about this is “hah [...]
Yesterday I went to my parents’ place for lunch. I was actually summoned there; ordered to come. Some of our relatives who live abroad were coming there for lunch and my parents thought that I, who doesn’t give a damn about relatives, should be there. The son of our relatives was supposed to get married [...]
Today’s been a boring sunday, so I thought I might as well write about my favourite subject: the astounding stupidity of Nalin de Silva. Recently I watched this American TV show called ‘The View’ on youtube. It has 5 women talking about things they don’t really understand. At least one of those women was a [...]
I’m a little bit homophobic myself. I think most straight people are. I’m just happy to let them live in their weird little world as long as they don’t have any cosiderable effect on my life. For example I don’t want a homosexual to get a job simply because the company had to fill a quota. But I don’t want ...
Goodfellas is the greatest movie ever made. The Godfather used to be the greatest movie ever according to me. But not anymore. Goodfellas is the greatest movie ever. It’s pretty good. I mean it’s pretty damn good. I mean it’s fucking awesome. Anyone who disagrees will sleep with the fish. Sorry, that was a line from The Godfather. It’s true ...
