Human sexuality is complicated if you’re a woman, or if you’re a man who wants to please your woman, instead of pleasuring only yourself. Reaching orgasms is easy for men. If you’re ejaculating, that means you’ve reached an orgasm just a second or two ago. For women it’s not that simple. Often times, they might get wet, but won’t reach ...
Some time ago I wrote a series of articles titled “Buddhism is Bullshit”. The responses I got can be put into three categories. 1. I’m an idiotic asshole who doesn’t know shit about Buddhism ergo I must shut up and suck Buddha’s cock. 2. Buddhism is not a religion, but something else. It could be a lifestyle, a path, or ...
Sajith Premadasa is desperate. He wants power so badly that he’s trying to fuck Karu Jayasuriya in the ass to see whether that’d help his cause. Otherwise how on earth Karu, this spineless old man who got less votes than Upeksa Swarnamali at the last general election, is being considered for UNP leadership? He says he is not after power, ...
Christopher Fernando, the Kotahena thug, has been abducted. I don’t know how many of you have heard about him before this. Few years ago a friend of mine had a major confrontation with a short, young drug-addict called Rakaa or something, which ended up in a rather brutal fight. Our friend got beaten, pretty badly too. We went to the ...
Whizpen, the guy who wrote a blogpost titled “Why a Muslim Woman Cannot be Raped” has written another one of those, this time titled “I am sorry”. Again, I am holding on to my policy of not linking to stupid blogs that I do not want to promote, and blogs written by men with three testicles. But take my word ...
I’m not even married and will not be for at least another ten years and yet I’m already worried about this. As is the case with virtually every other specialised field, men dominate the workforce. Would you be comfortable with another man taking a look at your wife’s vagina? I mean, no matter how modern and liberal you are, letting ...
The UNP has to realise that no matter how well they attack the government, how well they attack human excrement like Mervyn Silva, Duminda Silva, and draconian expropriation bills that limit the sugar content of everything that ordinary people eat, they are all absolutely ineffective if they don’t connect all this stuff to Mahinda. Every time they attack the government, ...
And those who invested in plantation companies should say goodbye to their money and start fucking themselves in their asses. The government’s taking back land. There’s nothing much to be said really. Oh, the tax on tobacco and alcohol has gone up as usual, once again showing us that the government thinks it can dictate how we live our lives. It’s just sad. UPFA. Fuck you.
There’s some discussion going on in Kottu as to whether Buddha was a bad father or not. Indi.the.Pada.King has pompously written a meaningless article about this as usual which servers only to display his ‘pada’ command of English language. But at least he sounds coherent and attempts to pretend to be logical. This guy called “Building My Brand” on the ...
This shit is hardcore alright. Kili Maharaja is having an orgasm every time they stab Ranil. No wonder Sirasa news has become a masturbation fantasy of Sajith and his supporters. It is ridiculous at best, and rather retarded at worst. It is ridiculous when they attack Ranil for wearing a blue T-shirt, or when they attack him for using the ...
Yeah, you heard it right Nalin. Your wife is fucking your neighbour. Or is it your neighbour who’s fucking your wife? God Naatha wasn’t really clear about that. You see, recently I have developed my mental faculties to communicate with all sorts of higher beings and it’s awesome man. I hear stuff when I’m high. I learnt two things from ...
Even though I have seen many times retarded women talking about their private lives on TV, it never ceases to give me an erection. These women with epically unsuccessful marriages and sex lives should stop talking about them in public. What would be the effect of these kinds of things on twelve year olds, who would masturbate until they rip ...
In short, in bend over boyfriend, the woman puts on a strap-on and enters the man’s anus from behind. I have a question. What the fuck? It is so gay. It is so gay that it is more gay than real gay sex. The men who find bend over boyfriend (a.k.a. Pegging) pleasurable should leave their women and find other ...
They tried to brainwash me when I was young; tried to shove the new testament down my throat. They failed of course. I’ve written in length about why Christianity, Islam, Buddhism and all other religions are not only false but also dumb. I don’t want to repeat myself here. But recently someone asked me how could I find the motivation ...
Colombo Additional Magistrate Prasanna Alwis ordered the CID today to arrest R. Duminda Silva in connection with the killing of former MP Bharatha Laxman (another government thug). How convenient, to pretend to be trying to arrest the sucker after waiting for weeks for the sucker to escape the country with his artificial penis? Meanwhile the government is going to limit ...
Harry Potter fans. I found the worst Harry Potter fanfiction ever written, but it’s so goddamn funny that I’m still laughing after reading it. The story’s name is “My Immortal”, written by someone called Tara Gillespie (possibly a troll) in 2006 and it has been read by over a million people. It is famously known as the worst fanfiction ever ...
This pathetic human being has been so seriously butt-fucked by monkeys in Kandy that even reading the previews of his blog entries in Kottu is a total mindfuck. Sinhala-Buddhists castrated by Muslims or Tamils, Sinhala-Buddhists burnt alive by Muslims and Tamils, Sinhala-Buddhists gang raped by Muslim mobs; this shit is hardcore man. For public safety, this mad guy should be ...
Indi.padashow is the perfect Apple user. If he doesn’t have an Apple device, he needs to buy one because all Apple devices are idiot-proof, designed and manufactured and tighty controlled to make sure that even the idiots who use them can use the device without fucking it up. Why else they cannot be opened using regular screwdrivers, even to change ...
I posed this question at the end of an earlier entry as well, but do it here too because I seriously wanna know. Is he registering his blog, which is closed to comments because he’s a paid liar and afraid of the truth, with the Media Ministry as per the government orders. I really want to know this. First, does ...
The United States Embassy had this to say about the SL government’s order to register websites with the Media Ministry. “The United States believes that a free and independent media is vital to ensuring the health and continuation of any democracy. Freedom of expression, including unfettered access to internet news websites, is a basic right that must be respected. We ...