We’d buy these just because of the name: Maniac Fries. Via @stfallen.

There is tuk-tuk wisdom and there is tuk-tuk wisdom. Probably the best drive-slow slogan that we’ve seen in a while. Extra marks for the typo. Another all time favourite over here. Via Sri Lankan Meme.

Sheepskin = Condoms. Nice one Daily News. Via @brysonhull.

We’ve always found it amusing when businesses use pictures of random celebrities in their...

There is nothing quite like having a luxurious piss (usually, after that 9th pint). Evidently,...

No, thank you. Via Muditha Katuwawala.

Is this why people say ‘getting cocked’ for getting drunk in Sri Lanka? Spotted by @Xelene at a recent beach party. More cock-related typos here and here and here.

Peterson Lane renamed ‘Perterson’ Lane? Via @mahmoodulhaq. More street name nonsense here and here.

Say it with me: “Be Awrae!” Like your mouth being hooked to a stray fishing line. Via @yisaam.

Butt cookies for tea? Proud to say we’ve reached a new low. Spotted at our favourite bakers Perera & Sons by @Dihan_desilva.

Milk chocolate covered luxury nuts. You know you want it. Via Muditha Katuwawala.

Jumbo Junk: The John Holmes promo at the Cinnamon Grand. Via @brysonhull.

Not to put too fine a point on it, you say? Oh, the humanity. Via Jehan Mendis

Many, many years ago there was a now dead Greek chap. Why is he dead? How did he die, you ask? Well,...

Another way of saying kindly f*ck off. Via @nuztser.

Never mind that ‘automatically’ is misspelled but what the hell is AC/DC ‘Friendship Tips?’ Via @UmarM_92.

Alston Koch wants us to ‘get the album out now’. Can’t wait. 

No idea WTF this party was about in Unawatuna. But ‘Sri Lankan girls working free until...

This one is dedicated to all the Sri Lankan cricket fans celebrating the team’s win over Australia on Friday. To the finals! Via @nazly.

It would have been even better if it was “vases”. Via @nazly.