We like the ‘candid feel’ of this. Via Yamille Wikramanayake.

In journalism, it is said that if a dog bites a man then it’s not a story. But if a man bites a dog … We are not sure if this headline in the Daily Mirror was intentional or a mistake. But no matter. It is brilliant. This has got to be one of the most memorable headlines of ...

Industrial-strength-mutant-cyborg cornflex? Via @yisaam.

Whoever wrote this does not have a prayer of a chance … when it comes to spelling. Seen at a popular clothes store by @blessie_k.

Will you be fined for carrying vegetables in a sack? After reading this eleventy million times, we are still not sure. But if we had our way, you will be fined for these epic ‘dammged’ typos. A cartoon courtesy of the Ministry of ‘Cooperatives’ & Internal Trades as published in The Island newspaper. It should be renamed the Ministry of ...

Life is nice with a wife. Some may beg to differ, says @m_nasir13, who spotted this.

This is the shittiest form of emotional blackmail. Ever. Seen at a men’s loo in a theatre in Colombo. Via @Ayidha.

How many mothers does this guy have? Unfortunate use of apostrophe there. tuk-tuks: Boom Boom Shock….your mothers love

Not THAT gall-ing typo-wise. But you can always count on good old Pilawoos for a kick-ass kottu and a nice little typo. Via @nuzster.

Android needs to invest in a good writer. Our friend @yasirnasir found this in Contacts > Menu > More > Settings > Send contact. #FAIL 

‘Guardilans’ sounds so much better than ‘Guardians’. This is what happens when you get an ‘educamation’. Via @Sal_D_Man.

No truer words have been uttered about Sri Lanka and its society. A sign of the times. 100 bucks to the 1st tuk tuk that says: ‘Zeitgeist Express’. Via @HalikAzeez.

Photograph only the statue. And this sign, if you must. Sign at the famous 12th Century statue of King Parakramabahu in Polonnaruwa. Spotted by Tharindu Amunugama.

Sri Lanka’s colonization of other countries’ names continues unabated. Seen in Dehiwela by @lankan_gunner.

Hey, you! Yes, you with the smelly feet! You want a foot rub? Yeah? Ok, this is how it works. First, you give us your money. Then YOU, yes, YOU give YOURSELF a foot massage. Sounds good? Great! While you are at it, focus only on those weary feet, ok? And no funny business. No, no, no! Which part of ‘FOOT RUB’ didn’t you get? Gah! We give up. Via @chinadollLK.

Mum has a lot to answer for, obviously. Via @lankan_gunner.

A bad case of Grocer’s Apostrophe’s … Via @deshan10.

We have thought long and hard about this and are none the wiser. How could they have got the word ‘whale’ right in the 2nd line and wrong in the 1st? And they get ‘watching’ right in the 1st instance and wrong in the 2nd. Oh, the humanity … Via @blessie_k.

We are a nation of ‘postulators’. We love to postulate to the world. Wait. You mean ‘population?’ o.O Via @Sald_D_Man.

Invitees in ties a.k.a ‘Invities’. Via @ayidha.