Image via Wikipedia Suddenly, Trip runs into the room wearing nothing but his underwear. It had a beaver on the front. Trip: Holy Mother of Sweet Baby Jebus, it stings! Aaaaarghh! And runs out the room. Archer: Well, why are they here? Orangutan: Ook. WIZZARD: It appears they are after the same thing ...
Image via Wikipedia Suddenly, Trip runs into the room wearing nothing but his underwear. It had a beaver on the front. Trip: Holy Mother of Sweet Baby Jebus, it stings! Aaaaarghh! And runs out the room. Archer: Well, why are they here? Orangutan: Ook. WIZZARD: It appears they are after the same thing we are. They are after… the ...
Image via Wikipedia I wrote a prequel to this but I can’t it. This will be much shorter. It is to do with the life-span of the common garden variate atom, which has no span per se. This means that
Image via Wikipedia I wrote a prequel to this but I can’t it. This will be much shorter. It is to do with the life-span of the common garden variate atom, which has no span per se. This means that when your ‘alive’ the human brain grows and dies very predictably until its actual death. Then it does something quite remarkable. It ...
Image by KarlMarx via Flickr I remember a strange thing which I can’t quite put my hands on. Its basically a fear that I have for my personal safety, not because of me… but we’ll, when I was in meditation camp Columbia took a dive. And ...
Image by KarlMarx via Flickr I remember a strange thing which I can’t quite put my hands on. Its basically a fear that I have for my personal safety, not because of me… but we’ll, when I was in meditation camp Columbia took a dive. And then when I was fighting my first stroke my (second) favorite author expired. On my ...
I need to find new friends as my old friends dont have time for me now that I have had a stroke (or two). In other news, I almost died this Christmas. Did anyone care?
I need to find new friends as my old friends dont have time for me now that I have had a stroke (or two). In other news, I almost died this Christmas. Did anyone care?
Image via Wikipedia I am not, never have been and probably never going to WikiLeaks. I’m just not that interested in anything as mundane as what humans are thinking about now. Frankly, I couldn’t be bothered. However, I do not agree to the idiocy heaped upon WikiLeaks by the ...
Image via Wikipedia I am not, never have been and probably never going to WikiLeaks. I’m just not that interested in anything as mundane as what humans are thinking about now. Frankly, I couldn’t be bothered. However, I do not agree to the idiocy heaped upon WikiLeaks by the rest of the world. Amazon, Visa, Mastercard, PayPal, EveryDNS… goverments all trying ...
Image via Wikipedia Firefox has adopted two “Firefoxes”, or red pandas and are having a streaming 24 hour live feed of them, well, being them. Attention goes to the left sidebar where you have the somewhat amusing “Download Firefox to help the cubs get their next treat̶
Image via Wikipedia Firefox has adopted two “Firefoxes”, or red pandas and are having a streaming 24 hour live feed of them, well, being them. Attention goes to the left sidebar where you have the somewhat amusing “Download Firefox to help the cubs get their next treat”. Counting the days until the sign changes to “Download Firefox or the ...
Image via Wikipedia I’m having a little trouble now that Leslie’s gone. Don’t know why. I saw all his late movie, even the shitty one’s because he was in them. So long and don’t call him Curley. Related Articles ...
Image via Wikipedia I’m having a little trouble now that Leslie’s gone. Don’t know why. I saw all his late movie, even the shitty one’s because he was in them. So long and don’t call him Curley. Related Articles RIP, Leslie Nielsen (littlegreenfootballs.com) RIP Leslie Nielsen (designedbylife.wordpress.com) RIP Leslie Nielsen, Calling Strikes For The Real Angels Now (sbnation.com) Leslie ...
Image via Wikipedia I literally could go at any time. I could go in a freak Starcraft accident. Could choke to death on a peach. Electrocuted by a falling pumpernickel. Run over by… well pretty much anything. I just don’t know and really could care how I go. I’m 32ish but I have ...
Image via Wikipedia I literally could go at any time. I could go in a freak Starcraft accident. Could choke to death on a peach. Electrocuted by a falling pumpernickel. Run over by… well pretty much anything. I just don’t know and really could care how I go. I’m 32ish but I have no idea what my brain is like since it reformed itself three ...
Image via Wikipedia I see aliens every day, though they are not quite what they seem. They’re bipedal, laterally symmetrical, walk upright on two legs and are more ‘evolved‘ than lower primates from whom they are related. Commonly called ‘humans‘, or the masc
Image via Wikipedia I see aliens every day, though they are not quite what they seem. They’re bipedal, laterally symmetrical, walk upright on two legs and are more ‘evolved‘ than lower primates from whom they are related. Commonly called ‘humans‘, or the masculine pronoun ‘man’. I see them every day and though I am a part of their species I only ...
Image via Wikipedia It never ceases to amaze me that this observable Universe of 100 billion galaxies and one sextillion stars, and an unobservable multitude more can be believed to be governed by a god with manly emotions. Rage, fear, je
Image via Wikipedia It never ceases to amaze me that this observable Universe of 100 billion galaxies and one sextillion stars, and an unobservable multitude more can be believed to be governed by a god with manly emotions. Rage, fear, jealousy… all emotions that are ascribed to god that are shared by man. Why emotions… why not a benevolent being who doesn’t contradict himself every other ...
