First they came for the Tamils in the “No Fire Zone” and I did not speak outBecause I was not a Tamil.Next they came for Lasantha Wickramatunga, and I did not speak out Because I was not a Journalist.Then they came for Roshen Chanaka, and I did not speak outBecause I was not a factory worker in the Free Trade ...
(Daily Noise -11.Oct.2011, 6.45pm) Steve Jobs, former CEO of Apple Inc. and Presidential advisor to Barrack O’Bummer died in a paintball shooting incident. Two security personnel of his have also died in the paintball shootout.The security personnel of Bill Gates have been responsible for the shooting and killing. Steve Jobs had died on the way to the JoyWardNee Pora Hospital ...
Former Sri RajaPakistan captain and pinch hitter Sir NUT Jew Sorrya says he wants to return to first-class crooked, 25 years after his forced retirement. The 75-year-old, who was forced to retire through an act of ParleyMutts (118th Amendment to the Constipation) from crooked in 2020, will play club crooked with the aim of earning ...
Sri Rajapakistan’s crooked board on Thursday announced its own glitzy T56 tournament, seeking to emulate the success of the hugely popular Indian Premier League.The first edition of the Sri Rajapakistan Premier League (SRPL) will be played over 365 days from July 19th 2011 to July 19th 2012 and will feature teams from the island’s seven ...
A is for Abductions that take place daily, usually blamed on aliens. B is for Benz Bikkus who live in the lap of luxury.C is for Censorship of TV programmes showing scenes of alcohol and tobacco.D is for Doctor Delipihiya patron saint of murder and mayhem.E is for Elections which are neither free nor fair.F ...
By Senaka Samaranayaka -Gotabhay Rajapaksa’s appalling behaviour started after LTTE suicide attempt some years ago and as a result of this his head on the right side was knocked so hard, since then he has no control over his emotions especially anger, a Rajapkasa family friend reveals.Last Sunday, Willa Wickramasinghe a businessman and a close confidant of President Mahinda Rajapaksa ...
By Barbara Seneviratne -All through the years(Ceylon) Sri Lanka was thought of as a country that has high standards of decency, civilized and well disciplined, but since 1977 disorder, violence, corruption, injustice of power and tyranny of wealth is so widespread that in the near future it will paralyze the life in this country.No democracy can survive with out law ...
1. Appoint Mahinda Rajapaksa match referee of all the WC T20 matches played by Sri Lanka.2. Appoint Gotabaya and Basil as on field umpires and Namal as the 3rd umpire in all the WC T20 matches played by Sri Lanka.3. Appoint Chamal Rajapaksa as manager of the Sri Lanka cricket team. 4. Only allow Sri Lankan fans to enter the ...
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