Hello! To all the millions of fans who have been counting the fingers, biting your nails and twitching until I post again. The wait is over :D. I’m back.. hehehe.. I was waiting for an interesting topic to come into my mind, and daymn... Thanks to a suicidal maniac of a motor cyclist, my brain started to think. Yes I ...

I pulled a back muscle coughing. Can you believe it? Just like the players in my favourite football team. They get injured while walking to training, I pull a back muscle due to a sudden cough. I guess now I know while I love Arsenal so much.I haven't blogged for a awhile, but today I am ready!!!!!! Ok. That sounded ...

It’s a warm Sunday night. As I was about to go to sleep with my favorite SHORT on (Since I am the guy wearing shorts), a bright light appeared out of nowhere. And a deep voice spoke to me and said, “ Thy son who is named the guy wearing shorts! Please blog tonight and educated the world with your ...

Mental block!!! Grrrrrr... Wait! Yes.. I can start writing again. Once a girl asked me, “When a guy tries to start a relationship with a girl and finds out that she has a boyfriend, what does he do? ” My answer was simple. I gave three answers,1) He will forget about it2) He will wait for it to break up3) ...

Everyone knows that Srilankans have an undying hatred towards Australians when it comes to cricket. It all started when Sri Lanka toured Australia in 1995. It was the first time Srilankans were put under pressure and were abused. You might remember the sledding (i remember how ausi bowlers sledged kalu, and kalu gave one of the most innocent smiles that ...

I went to ODEL yday. No, I didn’t go there to check out the chicks. If I went to the Ward Place one, it would have been to observe the environment, but unfortunately I went to the MC one. Yeah! that small one, which makes you claustrophobic. I bought a “Strays are Cool” wrist band from there. It made me ...

Times goes by, I keep changing. Not the small boy that once I knew.  Many friends I gained along the way, Of which many I have lost track of.  Best friend was a term I loosely used, They come and go as you phase through life.  But you are to me much more. Forever Friend I’ve found in you.  

Yey!!!!! Germany won. :D Die mannschaft or something. Even though I have European features, handsome and tall, I’m not even remotely related to Germany. Surprised? I know, I have seen many people get surprised. ;) I supported Germany since there were 3 Arsenal players in the squad. I love Arsenal. My blood is red because on Arsenal. Seriously it is ...

Today I can across Corey Taylor’s acoustic version of Wicked Game by Chris Isaak. This made me realise what an amazing voice Corey Taylor poses. I love the original by Chris Isaak, but Corey Taylor of Slipknot and Stone Sour signing that song reminded me why I started loving Rock. The ability to sing acoustic without computer generated voices, ...

Life sucks! Doesn't it? Lord Buddha once said that the only certainty in life is death. Even though this statement is true, we tend to cling on to things, the sort of things which cause us pain when we loose it. This is a story about that sort of pain.I remember as if it was yesterday. (I'm not trying to ...

What’s up guys?????? Guess who’s back??????? Yeah you guessed, it’s the main man wearing Shorts. My sense of discipline and consentration has evaporated in the past few years. (borderline ADD) All these fancy social networking gimmicks have distracted me and it has become hard for me to sit, sleep, hang or fly ( yes, I might be able to fly. ...

Like the Fast and Furious movie franchise, I Thought of blogging about a needless sequel. Here I am at 2.05 in the morning with my eyes wide open wearing a sarong (yes you read it correctly. Guy wearing shorts is wearing a sarong. The reason for this is when you are in your awesome late 30s you seek comfort more ...

I here and see a lot of people complain about 2020. “Oh god! This year is the worst” “Can 2020 be over already” and “Please! 2021 be kind to us”. I think that these sort of comments are bullshit. If you are fracking ( yes fracking, from Batista galactica, one of the better and a very realistic theories about ...

It's just one of those days where you can't sleep. Playing stick cricket of your phone hoping and praying that you would feel sleepy at some point. It ain't working people. Never the less, this sleepless night reminded me that I haven't blogged in a while.If you people have read my previous posts you would know that these sort of ...

As many people around the world know, The Guy Wearing Shorts is officially 26 years old today. If you didn't know that, you should go get a life. :PMass celebrations have been organized around the world in honor of the birthday of mine. Paris Hilton has organized an around the world celebration with Parties in Tokyo, Bangkok, Ibiza, New York ...

Have you ever wondered about all the rubbish in your head? The stuff that you think that if, you can get rid of you would be able to do something with your life. That shit ain't going nowhere. I tend to overthink and the rubbish in my head helps my waste countless hours drifting away for no apparent reason.I sometimes ...

"Smarter the phone, dumber the person" That is the statement that a person said when I was boasting about my new Samsung Galaxy Note 2 when I bought it. At that time I did not give that statement much thought, but now I realise that there is some truth to that statement. (I need some cookie points for this :D) ...