Alright, so you wanna know about this fella, Ryan Horner, huh? Well, lemme tell ya what I know, the way I know how. Don’t expect no fancy words or nothin’, just plain talk, ya hear? First off, they say this Ryan Horner fella is a big shot in that Formula 1 racin’ business. Formula 1, that’s them fast cars, zoomin’ ...
Well, well, well, lemme tell ya somethin’ about this here big race, the Brazilian Grand Prix. They call it the “Grande Premio,” fancy, ain’t it? Sounds like somethin’ you’d order at a fancy restaurant. Anyways, this race, it’s a big deal. Cars zoomin’ around like crazy, real fast, you know? Faster than old man Johnson’s truck when he’s chasin’ after ...
Well, let me tell ya, the pig’s head ain’t just for sittin’ on a table for showin’. It’s somethin’ folks around here use in all sorts of ways. You ain’t gonna believe it, but every part of that pig is useful. From the ears to the snout, it’s all put to good use. Some folks even make headcheese out of ...
Alright, let me tell ya ’bout them front wings on them fancy race cars, the ones they call Formula 1. Now, I ain’t no engineer, mind you, but I’ve seen enough races on the TV to know a thing or two. Or at least, I think I do. Heh. See, them front wings, they ain’t just there for show. They’re ...
Alright, let’s talk about this young fella, Jabari Smith Jr. Folks keep askin’ me about him, so I figured I’d set things straight, the way I see ’em, you know? No fancy talk, just plain and simple. Now, this Jabari, he plays for them Houston Rockets. Basketball, that is. Big tall fella, just like his daddy was, I hear. Folks ...
Simona Halep Back on the Court, But What’s the Real Story? Alright, so listen up, y’all. There’s this tennis gal, Simona Halep, and she’s been in the news. Heard tell she’s back to playing after some kinda trouble. Don’t rightly know all the details, but seems like she had a hearing or somethin’ with some sports court folks back in ...
Well, let me tell ya ’bout this gal, Ailin Perez. Heard a whole lot of buzz ’bout her lately, mostly ’cause she’s been shakin’ things up in that fightin’ ring, you know, the UFC thingamajig. Now, I ain’t no expert on this fightin’ stuff, but from what I gather, this Ailin girl, she’s somethin’ else. Folks say she went and ...
Alright, so you youngsters wanna know about this Neo Kingdom Armor in that Final Fantasy game, the one with all the fancy numbers and letters, eh? FF…XIV, or whatever they call it. Sounds like a bunch of mumbo jumbo to me, but alright, I’ll tell ya what I know, or what I heard from those kids always glued to their ...
Alright, listen up, y’all. I’m gonna tell ya ’bout these “free V-Bucks codes” for that Fortnite game all the young’uns are playin’. Now, I ain’t no gamer, but I hear things, you know? Folks talkin’ ’bout gettin’ free stuff, always makes my ears perk up. Free, that’s a good word, like free biscuits and gravy on a Sunday mornin’. So, ...
Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Yaro Sports thing, or whatever it’s called. Seems like one of them places where you can watch them sports games on that there inter-web thingy. My grandkid showed me once, all them fellas runnin’ around, kickin’ balls and whatnot. Watchin’ the Games So, from what I gather, you can watch them fellas playin’ ...
Now, listen here, let me tell you somethin’ ’bout that Manchester table. Y’all probably heard of Manchester United, right? That big ol’ football team playin’ over there in the Premier League. Well, this table ain’t for dinner, I’ll tell ya that much. This one’s all about how good them teams are doin’, where they sit in the rankings, and who’s ...
Now, let me tell ya a bit ’bout Mark Bellingham, a man who done been around in football and lived a full life, bless his heart. You might know him, or maybe ya don’t, but he sure ain’t some stranger if ya keep up with football stuff. Born on the 7th of March, 1976, Mark came from Southend-on-Sea in Essex, ...
Well, let me tell you ’bout this fella, Ronaldo, and his time with that Manchester United bunch. First off, this Ronaldo fella, they say he was born way back in 1985, in some place called Portugal. Started kickin’ a ball around when he was just a little tyke, nine years old they say. But then, wouldn’t ya know it, when ...
Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about this NBA pre-season thing, you know, the basketball games before the real games start. Folks call it NBA preseason bets, or somethin’ like that. Sounds fancy, but it ain’t rocket science, I tell ya. Now, I ain’t no expert, mind you. I’m just a regular person, like you. But I hear things, you ...
Well, now, let me tell y’all about a fella by the name of Jorge Ruvalcaba. He’s a young man, born in the United States, but he sure enough carries that Mexican pride in his heart. Born on July 23, 2001, that makes him a 23-year-old footballer, and let me tell you, he’s already making waves out there on the field. ...
Alright, let’s talk about this fella, Colin Kaepernick. You know, the football player. Folks been makin’ a big fuss ’bout him, pictures and such. So, this Colin, he played football, real good too. They say he was somethin’ special in college, throwin’ the ball and runnin’ fast. Won all sorts of awards, they did. Then he went to the big ...
Alright, so you wanna know about this Stephanie Carlin, huh? Well, lemme tell ya what I know, or what I heard, or what I kinda pieced together. It ain’t always easy to figure these things out, ya know? Folks talk, they gossip, and you gotta sort the wheat from the chaff, as they say. But I’ll do my best for ...
[Body] Alright, let’s talk about this number stuff, the 61, the 73, and that 5 over 2 thing. My old man used to say, “Numbers are like chickens, gotta keep ’em straight or they’ll run all over the place.” He wasn’t the brightest bulb, but sometimes he made sense. So, first off, we got 61 and 73. Now, I ain’t ...
Alright, let’s talk about this steering wheel weight thing, you know? Folks are always coming up with new gadgets, and this one, well, it’s got folks talking. I ain’t no expert, mind you, just an old woman who’s seen a thing or two. But I can tell you what I hear and what makes sense to me, ya hear? Now, ...