Alright, let’s talk about this tennis thing, you know, eric riley tennis. I don’t know much about fancy stuff, but I can tell ya what I see. This Eric fella, sounds like he’s been around tennis a good long while. Thirty years, they say! That’s a lot of hitting balls back and forth, I reckon. They say he’s coached all ...

Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about that Green Bay 2011 schedule, you know, the football games. I ain’t no expert, but I can tell ya what happened, plain and simple. So, this 2011, that was the year them Packers were playin’. They had a whole bunch of games, a whole schedule full of ’em. Started in September, like always, ...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this fella, Jeremiah Grant. Don’t know him from Adam, but I heard some stories, ya know? Like the kind they tell ’round the fire, kinda spooky, kinda funny, all mixed up like a bad batch of biscuits. Who is this Jeremiah Grant, anyway? Folks say he’s a man, a myth, a legend, all that ...

Alright, so you wanna know about this here “alpine a522” thing, huh? Well, let me tell ya, it’s a fancy car, like them fellas race on TV. Real fast, they say. What’s This Alpine A522 Anyways? Now, I ain’t no car expert, mind you. But from what I hear, this A522, it’s the new toy for the BWT Alpine F1 ...

Alright, let’s talk about this fella, George Kirby. Folks keep jabberin’ on ’bout him, so I figured I’d take a gander myself. They say he’s a pitcher for somethin’ called the “Seattle Mariners.” Sounds fancy, but baseball’s baseball, ain’t it? Throw the ball, hit the ball, catch the ball. That’s all there is to it, far as I can see. ...

Well, let me tell ya about this here “prater us open” thing. I ain’t no fancy sports person, ya know? But I heard folks talkin’ ’bout it, so I figured I’d try and make sense of it for ya. Sounds like a big deal, this “open” thing. First off, they got this fella, Prater. He’s a science teacher, can ya ...

Well now, let me tell ya about that 2016 Oklahoma City Thunder roster. It was somethin’ else, I tell ya. Them fellas, they played hard. We had some good ‘uns, real good ‘uns. That Russell Westbrook fella, he was a firecracker, always runnin’ and jumpin’. And that Kevin Durant, tall as a beanpole and could shoot the ball like nobody’s ...

Alright, so you wanna know about this Cameron Smith fella and the U.S. Open, huh? Well, lemme tell ya what I know, the way I know how to tell it. This Cameron Smith, he’s a golfer, a pretty good one, from what I hear. Folks say he’s from Australia, that’s way over yonder across the big water. He’s been swingin’ ...

Alright, so you wanna know about this Schwellenbach fella and his games, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, I ain’t no fancy expert, but I can piece things together for ya, just like I piece together a quilt. Schwellenbach’s Game Log – What’s the Big Deal? First off, this “game log” thing, it’s just a fancy way of sayin’ how the ...

Alright, let’s gab a bit about this here… whatchamacallit… “trends” thingy. Folks keep jabberin’ about it, so I figured, why not chew it over myself. Sounds fancy, but I reckon it’s just folks lookin’ at what’s hot, like a good sale on watermelons down at the market. So, what’s the big deal with these “trends”? Well, from what I gather, ...

Alright, let’s talk about this Tennis Channel Plus thing, you know, the one where you watch them tennis folks hittin’ the ball. Folks keep askin’ me, “How do I get help if this thing ain’t workin’?” Well, hold your horses, I’m gonna tell ya. First off, if that there Tennis Channel Plus ain’t showin’ the tennis matches like it’s supposed ...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about these tennis rackets, the tf40 and the solinco whiteout. Folks keep jabberin’ on about ‘em, so I figured I’d put in my two cents, ya know? I ain’t no fancy pro or nothin’, just a regular person who likes to whack a ball now and then. First off, them heavy rackets, the ones that weigh ...

Alright, let’s talk about this “power scorecard” thing, or whatever them city folks call it. Sounds fancy, but it ain’t nothin’ but a way to keep track of yer stuff, ya know? Like, makin’ sure you’re headin’ in the right direction and not just wanderin’ around like a lost chicken. What’s a Power Scorecard Anyway? Well, from what I gather, ...

Well now, let me tell you somethin’ about this “change of ends” thing, you know, like they do in sports. I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but I’ve seen enough games in my time to get the gist of it. It’s all about makin’ things fair, you see. Like, if you’re playin’ some game outside and the sun’s beatin’ ...

Alright, let’s talk about this fella, Hank Kuehne. I heard some folks whisperin’ ’bout him, so I figured I’d spill what I know, the way I know how. Who’s this Hank Kuehne anyhow? Well, they tell me his full name is Henry August Hank Kuehne the Second. Born on September 11th, don’t ask me which year, my memory ain’t what ...

Alright, let’s talk about this fella, Christian Leroy Duncan. Sounds like a fancy name, don’t it? But who cares about the name, right? We wanna know if he’s a good fighter or just some fancy pants. So, they call him “CLD” sometimes. Guess that’s shorter, easier for folks to remember. He’s one of them UFC fighters, you know, the ones ...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Inter Milan team, the one from back in oh-oh, oh-one. That’s like, twenty years ago now, or maybe more? I ain’t good with numbers, ya know. But them boys, they were somethin’ else, let me tell ya. The Goalies, Bless Their Hearts We had goalies, yeah. One fella, Radu, I think his name ...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this George Hill fella and them pictures. I ain’t no fancy computer person, but I heard folks are yappin’ about some naked pictures of him all over the internet. Lord have mercy! What’s All This Fuss About George Hill Nude Pictures? Now, I ain’t seen these pictures myself, mind you. My eyes ain’t what they ...

Alright, let’s talk about this Cam Grandy fella. I heard some folks chatterin’ ’bout him, so I figured I’d spill what I know, or what I reckon I know, anyway. Don’t expect no fancy words from me, I just tell it like it is. So, this Cam Grandy, he plays football, you see. Big fella, I hear, plays that tight ...

Alright, let’s talk about this AFCB thing, whatever that is. Sounds like some kinda fancy city folks’ club to me. Heard they got some fellas kickin’ a ball around, and folks are makin’ a big fuss about it. So, what’s the big deal with AFC Bournemouth? Well, they call it “football” over there, not like the good ol’ American football, ...