This just made us thirsty for more typos. Sexy. Spotted at the National Youth Services Centre in Maharagama by @HalikAzeez.

Heaven help us … Not sure if we should laugh or cry. Via @Dihan_desilva.

Some serious tuk tuk wisdom to do your head in. tuk-tuks: a man conversation is mirror of his heart

No, thank you. Via Muditha Katuwawala.

We’d suggest avoiding the lamb samosa. Spotted at Soho Bistro by Brook Teal.

Cuttle Fist? That's pretty ninja. Lambs and lions. Naturally. Bland beef? How appetizing. Severed with vodka? Known to happen. A couple of nights ago, we hit the Lavinia Breeze in Mount Lavinia and what a treat that turned out to be. The menu was peppered with some mouth-watering typos. Among the to-die-for items were ‘cuttle fist’, ‘lamb tender lion’, ...

It’s a car with all 04 doors, mmmm ok? Can be looked. Via @halikazeez.

Deep. Very deep. Love it. Via @aufidius.

Jumbo Junk: The John Holmes promo at the Cinnamon Grand. Via @brysonhull.

We wouldn’t recommend it - Nazi Goreng. Via @Dihan_desilva.

Strap on your seat-belts. It’s gonna be a fun ride? Spotted by @Vindic8d. 

We forgot how to spell ‘Chile’ after reading this hoarding that went up during the protests against the UNHRC resolution against Sri Lanka in Geneva. Thanks ‘People’s of Bulathsinghala’. Hat tip on Libya and the grocer’s apostrophe’s as well. Via @Azra_tweets. More foreign conspiracy related stuff here.

Unmatched clothing? Mummy wouldn’t approve. Via Jithendra Dissanayake.

Would you like some fries with that? Via @indica.

Freeze your self … in the most exotic beach area in, errr, Koggala??? And it’s at the Children Park Open Area. WTF! Seen in Unawatuna.

That’s what the cops thought too - Hard Target. Via @nazly.

Sri Lanka’s colonization of other countries’ names continues unabated. Seen in Dehiwela by @lankan_gunner.

We haven’t posted any typos in Sinhala before but making an exception for this fruity sign board. All kinds of juicy typos and strange concoctions here, including ‘cream juice’, ‘plain juice’, and ‘pruit salad’. Via @delileegela, who asks “what the heck is this???” Good question.

Leona Lewis in Dream Star at the Lumbini Theatre? We don’t think so. Via @sarahfactor.

What do you get when you put a lounge in a lodge? A londge, of course. Via @nazly.