‘Get Clawed Behind Bars?’ It’s like that jail rape nightmare. Via @MegTegal, who likes the food at Bars Cafe but “always passed on the crab stuff just ‘cause of the title! Creepeh.” Totally. More seafood troublemakers here and here.

‘Westan’, ‘Chaines’, ‘Siyafood Barbacue’. What the ‘Deval’ is going on here? There is whole new language emerging in Sigiriya. Via @mahmoodulhaq. More Sigiriya typos here. 

We wept with unbridled joy at the sight of this marvel. Sent in by our friend @m_nasir13, who...

Kinda’ explains Sri Lanka’s ongoing love affair with China. Via @indica.

So soft it turns your touch into touche. Touche, you say? Via @nuzster.

Le thank vous, mon ami!

The distinction between people and objects is subliminal at The Island newspaper. Spotted by @Vindic8d.

The Chicken Kiev Berger and the Butter Prawn Berger looks promising. Spotted by @Sal_D_Man at Slave Island’s Burgers King or should that be ‘Bergers’ King?

Million Air. That’s how our wallets feel these days. Via @Xelene.

Everything is ‘better’ when it is fried. #FACT. Via @rebelinpurple.

What do they call tuk tuks in Nilaveli? Tok tok.  Another one from Eastern Sri Lanka here.

Sometimes imitation could be a form of battery. Via @dakdad. 

This is all wrong fannies and “gingelly” balls (whatever that is). Via Yamille Wickramanayake + Jerome Ziegelaar. An old fanny here.

Ok, this one is ‘bellow’ us. Not really. Via @nuzster.

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‘Guardilans’ sounds so much better than ‘Guardians’. This is what happens when you get an ‘educamation’. Via @Sal_D_Man.

Would have been better if it was ‘The X Flies’. But we are not complaining. Via @HalikAzeez.

We like our calamari ‘deep fired’. Via @nuzster.

Sri Lanka’s legendary lamprais gets massacred. Spotted in Nuwara Eliya by @lankan_gunner. More lamprais here.

“You’re my ‘pumpking’, ‘pumpking’. Hello, honey bunny”. For those of you who have not been assaulted by this song, we’d like to apologise in advance. We are sorry.  Spotted at Cargills Food City by @sajjad.