Whoever said don’t take no for an answer need to have a chat with these fellas. Some...

Whoever said don’t take no for an answer need to have a chat with these fellas. Some...

Sometimes imitation could be a form of battery. Via @dakdad. 

Sri Lanka’s legendary lamprais gets massacred. Spotted in Nuwara Eliya by @lankan_gunner. More lamprais here.

This is all wrong fannies and “gingelly” balls (whatever that is). Via Yamille Wickramanayake + Jerome Ziegelaar. An old fanny here.

- Insert sexist joke here - Via @Sal_D_Man.

Don’t let anyone rain on your parade. Via Anushka Wikramanayake. 

So they get “caipirinha” right, and mess up “mojito”. Genius. Spotted at Cheers pub. More typos from the Cinnamon Grand Colombo over here.

A “Tripple Deceker” happens when you bite off more than you can chew.   This one...

That headline. And those bongos. Not a good look, fellas. Via @TMnY. 

Asian Man Juice. Fresh. Via @milindat. 

Oh dear. We haven’t seen one of these in a while:  Sprina Rolls (Spring Rolls) Battered Fried Prowns (Prawns) Prowns Caktal (Prawn Cocktail) Fresh Fries (French Fries) Via Chris in Colombo. For more epic menu fails, check here. 

August is fading, one letter at a time. Via @gopiharan.

Now, that’s our kind of truck. WTF! Indeed! Via @Shanil_W. 

Like a samosa, just more bazooka. Spotted at “Cafe on the 5th” Via @seniinthebox.

The joke is in the URL. Good luck, ladies. Some sharp shooting by @KTheena.

They’ve got different road rules up North. Spotted in Jaffna by @dangreen83. 

We rarely say this, but this can happen only in Sri Lanka. And that ad on the top left of the photo is the icing on the proverbial cake: “The only one in the world”. Great spot by @gopiharan.

What do you call a chicken that crossed the road? A chicken leaver. Arf! Via @nuzster. 

A gym you’d want to avoid. Your wellness might be there focus, but your hygiene … Via @MegTegal.    More scary gyms here and here.