i fell for you, not the way sharp eyes fall on firm breasts, not the way soft lips fall on strong arms, not even the way hard hearts fall for beautiful minds… i fell for you the way the darkness falls on the light, but i think it’s time for another bottle of wine.

The Functional Angle Anyone who’s worked with me in advertising will tell you that I am a real bitch/bastard/brandon to work with, for, alongside and sometimes in between. I will have you know that it was all true. Nice guys are the Ned Starks of the ad world – they die quick, unpleasant metaphorical deaths – that or they ...

“Rinjer…” That’s what it sounded like when he said it. Fortunately, he’s holding out his pair of cooking chopsticks with a few slices of ginger hooked (artistically) in between them.  I’d always leave the ginger exactly where it was placed, whenever I was served in a Japanese restaurant. When I was done eating everything else on my plate, the ...

‘Go after what you want, and don’t let anything stand in your way…’ Famous last words. Still, people speak them with such passion; their eyes turning to swollen balls of gloss as they encourage you to embark on a journey they themselves are not too keen to attempt. It’s a nice bit of tomfoolery we allow ourselves in our youth, ...

i fell for you, not the way sharp eyes fall on firm breasts, not the way soft lips fall on strong arms, not even the way hard hearts fall for beautiful minds… i fell for you the way the darkness falls on the light, but i think it’s time for another bottle of wine.

Most people spend their Saturday afternoons lounging around at home with their families or out by the beach with friends, sipping cocktails and nursing their regrets over waking up next to the people they’d taken to bed on Friday night. August, 2013 Me, I was spending (this particular) Saturday afternoon standing in the deep end of an empty swimming ...