Prince Namal Jilmart and Anarkali Middleton were pronounced boy and wife at Hum-Bug-Thotta Abbey on Friday afternoon. With 1 million family members, hangers-on, sycophants and assorted henchmen packed into Hum-Bug-Thotta Abbey, an estimated 10 million lining the streets of Hum-Bug-Thotta and with millions more watching on televi
A is for Abductions that take place daily, usually blamed on aliens. B is for Benz Bikkus who live in the lap of luxury.C is for Censorship of TV programmes showing scenes of alcohol and tobacco.D is for Doctor Delipihiya patron saint of murder and mayhem.E is for Elections which are neither free nor fair.F ...
Sai Baba resigns from captaincy.Sanga on life-support with chest and lung infection.Step motherly treatment for Manmohan Singh at World Cup finals.MR to step down from PresiDuncy after 2015 World Cup.My World Cup career is
Coach Normal Rogerproxy had put together the perfect Sri RajaPakistani Crooked team. The only thing he was missing after La Shit Malinger retired was a good fast bowler. He had scouted all around the count
1. Appoint Mahinda Rajapaksa match referee in all the WC matches played by Sri Lanka.2. Appoint Gotabaya and Basil as on field umpires and Namal as the 3rd umpire in all the WC matches played by Sri Lanka.3. Ap
"You must listen to the words of Sun-Tzu Paksha. If you will not listen to the words of Sun-Tzu Paksha, one third of your army will die, one third of your army will desert you and one third of your army will sell vegetables in
God save our gracious Maha Raja, Long live our noble Maha Raja, God save the Maha Raja! Send him victorious, Happy and glorious, Long to reign over us, God save the Maha Raja! O Maha Raja arise, Sc
According to the World Health Organization, Narcissistic personality disorder (NPD) is described as, “A pervasive pattern of grandiosity (either in fantasy or actual behaviour), need for admiration, and lack of empathy that be
North Korea here we come!North Korea’s government follows the Juche ideology of self-reliance, developed by the country's former President, Kim Il-sung. After his dea
The paragraph given below is taken from William L. Shirers "THE RISE AND FALL OF THE THIRD REICH"When reading it, substitute the word Sri Lankans for Germanssubstitute the words Rajapaksa officials for Nazi officialssubs
When “The Yarn” was just a little boyHe asked his mother, what will I be?Will I be a “UI”, will I be a “Dr.”Here's what she said to him.Que Sera “The Yarn”Whatever “MR” want’s will beThe future's not ours, to seeQue Sera “The
Based on the novel by legendary pulp writer Jilmart Thompsonpaksha, Michael Winterbottompaksha's, 'The Killer Inside ME' tells the story of smarmy looking small town ParleyMutt Percy 'Jilmart' Bean, who comes in cont
