- Why did the horny playboy call the Australian cricket manager ? B’cos he was after a couple of hussies
- What would you call Tony Greig bowling a maiden over ? A comb over
- What is latest turf popular in the cricketing fraternity ? Hair Transplants, just ask Ponting, Bollinger or Kallis
- What is the official beverage for batsmen in cricket ? The Bacardi – bat
- What is the official beverage for cricket bowlers ? Johnny Walker – keep walking
- What did the audience ask the prince (Raja) of Indian cricket ? U Raj Sing
- Why did the condom manufacturer hire Rahul Dravid as its spokesperson ? B’cos he will always be a impenetrable wall
- What is the Portugese influenced theme song of the Indian cricket team that gives the impression of a booze train ? Gin Ganguly Gully Gully
- What do you get if you bring together the shortest and tallest West Indian cricketers ? David (Williams) and Big Bird (Garner)
- What is Chris Gayle’s Achilles heal ? Cornrows
- What is WG Grace’s – who popularized the game during its formative years – nickname in the cricketing circles ? A Spin Doctor
- What is the influence of the Chinese TV series ‘Monkey Magic’ to cricket ? Cricket has a Hogg for a chinaman.
- What is a blinder in cricket ? Damien Levrock in slips
- What is Tony Greig’s autobiography called ? If – The short-pitch conquests of a lock less monster
- What is Hashim Amla’s autobiography called ? The blades of gravity – Evolution of the Bald and the Bearded
- What is Harsha Bogle’s autobiography called ? Be spectatorcled
- What is Navjot Singh Sidhu’s autobiography called ? Mike-rage – Farming the essence of Agricultural metaphors
- What is Ian Bishop’s autobiography called ? The nuance of eminence – tales of an eternal Carribean alter boy
- What is Sunil Gavaskar’s autobiography called ? 36 reasons why Sunny never came home
- What is Wasim Akram’s autobiography called ? Swinging to action – the vines and the wiles of a Khanate prince.
- What is Willis’s autobiography called ? Marathon Man – when the feet finally slumbered
- What is Allan Border’s autobiography called ? Borderline whiskers of a nibbling southpaw
- What is Keplar Wessels autobiography called ? Unperched from Perth – The swan that transformed in to an ugly duckling
- What is Arjuna Ranatunga’s autobiography called ? Chunky – Confessions of a gluttonous Jak (Artocarpus/Halo) eater
- What is Damien Levrock’s autobiography called ? McChunky – The rolling adventures of a ravenous McClown.
- What is the autobiography of Ricky Ponting called ? Maverick – Why a bouncer could not nab me
- What is Aravinda De Silva’s autobiography called ? Unhook me – Tales of a compulsive hooker
- What is Bradley Hogg’s autobiography called ? The beacon of bacon – Hogging his way to where no man has been even been before
- What is Matthew Hayden’s autobiography called ? The Mongoose Cook – The appetite for construction of a carnivorous bludgeoner
- What is the autobiography of Shane Warne called ? Flowing tales of an Uterian Diuretic – How mama’s boy fizzed on to a saucy bedzilla !
- What is Merv Hughes’s autobiography called ? Give me Moe – Cos he is like grease lightning !
- When does a cricket match have three bats and three balls in the middle ? In the presence of a male streaker
- What is the autobiography of T.M Dilshan called ? Insatiable for a scoop – Icy tales of a true convert.
- What is the autobiography of Anil Kumble called ? The Karnataka Kohinoor – Engineering a moustache for magnum revolutions.
- What is the autobiography of Virat Kohli called ? Fastracked – Too fly for a trite guy
- What is the autobiography of M.S Dhoni called ? Samson’s delight – Unlocked but not tamed
- What is the height of frustration in cricket ? Curtley Ambrose fielding for his toes.
- Why are frog legs considered a delicacy in cricket ? Because there were times where there was a frog in a blender
- What is Shane Warne’s fan club called ? Badzillas
- What is MS Dhoni’s fan club called ? Hell Coptors
- What is Hashim Amla’s fan club called ? Grasshoppers
- What is Doug Bollinger’s fan club called ? Ro-gained
- What would you call Paul Adams autobiography ? A unique story of a how a frog jumped out of a blender on to a cricketing field
- What would you call Ian Botham’s autobiography ? Skankthrope to summersex – Ian of many trades and master of fun
- What would you call Vinod Kambli’s autobiography ? Earings to tearings: All that glitters is just not gold
- What would you call Mohommed Yousuf’s autobiography ? Finding Holyland – From a Crusader to a Saracen
- What would you call Neil McKenzie’s autobiography ? Commode Capers – Sitting out, looking in
- What would call Inzamam ul-Haq’s autobiography ? Fat boy slim – Misadventures of an eternal meat lover
- What would you call Michael Clark’s autobiography ? A puppy’s life – wagging with the tail
- What is Salil Ankola’s autobiography called ?……Frankly, do you remember me ?
- What is Greg Matthew’s autobiography called ? Cap capers – springing like an eternal spin chicken
- What is Sachin Tendulkar’s autobiography called ? Immaculate conception: Why God spent an eternity on Sachin
- What is Rahul Dravid’s autobiography called ? Wall-me: A perfect toon
- What would you call Muttiah Muralitharan’s autobiography ? Mesmerizing Merlin – Confessions of a confectionary wizard
- What is Shivranine Chanderpaul’s autobiography called ? Kiss ma’bat – For the frog really is a prince
- What is Adam Gilchrist’s autobiography called ? Dwarfed by Mr Spock – a universal trek for a cowboy at heart
- What is Jason Gillespie’s autobiography called ? 201 red balloons – white mullets can bat
- What is Brett Lee’s autobiography called ? Speed thrills – A Fast tracked blues brother in Bollywood.
- What is Shane Lee’s autobiography called ? A Caning for Cain – Paradise lost but rock music regained
- What is Darran Bravo autobiography called ? The last of the many Mohicans – Collecting the bits and pieces of an all-round jigsaw puzzle
- What is Darran Bravo autobiography called ? Lara’s craft: The battles of a true tomb chaser
- What is Fidel Edwards autobiography called ? A Coronated Castro – Why Viv’s magic wand spawned a fiery gnome king
- What is the autobiography of Greame Swann called ? The swan that outgrew the lake – An alpha spin to a cygnature domination of cricket
- What is the autobiography of Clive Lloyd called ? The indomitable moustache – Why the smile always looks like a frown
- What is the autobiography of Daryl Cullinan’s called ? The baby faced assassin – Preying on cricket’s killing fields
- What is the autobiography of Gary Kirstan called ? The prince of Africa, The king of India – How a bald eagle soared to the exospheres
- What is the autobiography of Pat Symcox called ? Giant men can spin – Offing the blights of African slow bowling
- What is the autobiography of Imran Khan called ? Captain my Captain – the life and times of an innovative gem and gold prospector
- What is the autobiography of Javed Minandad called ? Javed in boots – why the midnight oil never runs out
- What is the autobiography of Garfield Sobers ? Super Garfield – How a feline superhero stormed out of the alley
- What is the autobiography of Viv Richards ? Issac – Son god to a sacrificial generation
- What is the autobiography of Lance Klusener ? Lock stock and my bat barrel – Story of a trigger happy shy guy
- What is the autobiography of Luke Wright called ? Cool hand Luke – Never underestimate the Blonde next door
- What is the autobiography of Samit Patel called ? Bulldoze me if you can – why size matters for Sir Might
- What is the autobiography of Andy Flintoff called ? From the ashes to a phoenix – Tales of a god poser
- What is the autobiography of Jonathan Trott called ? Boring scores heavy – The batting adventures of an unlikely Casanova
- What is the autobiography of Stuart Broad called ? The breeding game – why the broad doesn’t land far from the brood
- What is the autobiography of Abdul Razzak called ? Why Zak is not dull – Clubbing stories of a psychadelic Pakman
- What is the autobiography of Chris Lewis called ? Bible to Libel – Story of a Priest turned Prisoner
- What would Neil McKenzie’s rhythmic fan club be called ? Commode Commodores
- What would Saurav Ganguly’s fan club be called ? The Sin City Bengals
- What is Andrew Flintoff’s fan club called ? Andy’s bandy-dandy army
- What would Kumar Sangakkara’s autobiography be called ? Debarred but not deterred – No oscars nor wild but a batsman of elegance and style.
- What is Mahela Jaywardana’s autobiography called ? Oh you sexy thing – How I nailed Christina in the Men’s locker room and even behind the pavilion
- What is Prassanna Jaywardana’s autobiography called ? The keeper of the flame – The dying art-form of keepers who bat a bit
- What is Sanath Jayasuriya’s autobiography called ? Sun shine on my baldy head – Distracting the fores with a reflecting force
- What is Ian Botham’s fan club called ? The quickies and the shagfest
- What is Larry Gomes’s fan club called ? Twirly-curlies
- What is Lance Gibbs fan club called ? Carribean licorice – black men can twirl
- What is Brian McMillan’s autobiography called ? One Big Mac please – McWilling in bat, ball or slips.
- What is Allan Donald’s biography called ? The great white spark – banging and swinging for an electronic impulse
- What is Joel Garner’s autobiography called ? Out of sight – How clouds interfered a big bird’s vision
- What is Augustine Logie’s autobiography called ? King of the pixies – short anecdotes of the bamboo hearted
- What is Anthony Stuart’s autobiography called ? Three hit wonder – How the count of three dethroned a wallaby boxer
- What is Neil Fairbrother’s autobiography called ? South claw – The journey of a scraping wonder
- What is Darren Leahmann’s autobiography called ? Russel Arnold’s cunt – learning the lesson the blunt way
- What is Craig White autobiography called ? Brothers-in-law in war – why the ashes had a sister in the middle
- What is Darren Sammy’s autobiography called ? Gentle giant – Innocuous bowler bottom hand bludgoner
- What is Ranjan Madugalle autobiography called ? Poster boy player poster boy match referee
- What is Paul Adam’s autobiography called ? The Frog that turned into a Chinaman