Zit
I have a zit. It is on my face. I have never had a zit on my face. I touched it and wondered if some insect had bitten me, but no, it is very definitely a zit. It’s a novel experience. It’s not an experience I want to repeat. I now know why girls, other girls, hate zits so much. This had better not be sign of things to come - i.e, fading youth and oncoming middle age.
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PS - I didn’t touch it, its going away now.
Okaythankyoubye.