President Mahinda Rajapakse briefed the media yesterday on one of the gravest problems facing the nation; the shortage of Rajapakse family members. President Rakapakse commented, ‘I only have 3 brothers and even if you were to take the rest of my family into account, we still don’t have enough people to fill the 100-plus ministerial posts in the government. With Gotabhaya running defence, Chamal running ports and aviation, myself running finance and Basil running the country, the four of us have our hands full – who is going to look into areas such as Women’s Affairs, Supplementary Crops Development and Sacred Area Development?”
President Rajapakse outlined some of the options that the government was looking at in order to mitigate the problem, including plans for Rajapakse family members to immediately embark on a breeding program with the goal of producing 100 new Rajapakses in the next 12 months. However in the short-term, President Rajapakse assured the nation that he would continue with the family appointments; announcing that his third-cousin Cuthbert would take over as the Minister for Foriegn Affairs and that his nine-year old niece Sushila would serve as the Minister for Industrial Development.
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haha breeding program!
Breeding program 🙂
I’ve run out of things to say in this blog. keep em coming.
Human cloning, perhaps?
Maybe they could consider bestowing the title of “Rajapakse” to an elitist few that fit the criteria.
Good stuff.
Maybe someone should tell them that they can get fast breeder reactors from Iran………
Bring out the conveyor belt – fast!
There is breaking story, that you guys need to cover:
The IGP has asked the presedient to leave Colombo for Hambantota, right away. He is was a temporary resident, and has no valid reason, that any one could understand, anyway, for living in Colombo.
He was given a bus voucher, and put on the Hambantota bus, even though he wanted a air ticket to the US instead.
LOVE YOUR BLOG!
I agree this Bloddy hilarious but stupidly true.
why why doesnt Anarkali Akarsha qaualify for ‘Women’s Affairs, Supplementary Crops Development and Sacred Area Development?”??
that way Namal can get the reproduction done faster ..