The world is too calm and I’m on fire … Its wired and I’m slowly edging towards the deep end.. It all might end soon. I don’t know.. It feels like I’ve lost control of my emotions. Its as if I’d rather do and say the opposite of what I mean to do and say… In my head I’m reading this out in a Scottish accent. That’s wired right? Like properly wired… I just leant that I can’t spell properly without the help of automated correction programs.

I’ve been having these crazy thoughts, I bet everyone has thought about these things at some point. Thoughts like why does world spin around a liquid spoon? Who made Portello? And why is every human being not like David Tennant??

Man sometime I think I’m going mad but that can’t be right, right? This is totally normal for a person. It’s like the world doesn’t even revolve around me… I mean I know it does.. But I don’t know man. I sometimes feel like it doesn’t and that thought makes me a little sad you know?

So how’ve you been?