If there was a price for the best slogan or catch phrase that was out there in the road, as far as tuk tuks are concerned, I’m so sure that our guys would go golden in that category..no doubt there as we see the most insane, hilarious stuff that’s ever gotta be anywhere in the world.
I’ve been a collector of these sorts of things, where I’ve clicked quite a number of pics thanks to all the camera phones that’s been in use ever since..this time however, I lost the opportunity to make a quick click, averting all other prying eyes so I’ll write it down and explain the best way I could..
බොක්කෙන් ලව් කරන කාලෙ, කොක්කෙන් පොල් කැඩුව නම්, මමත් පෝසතෙක්!
Bokken love karana kaale, kokken pol kaduva nam, mamath posathek!
Then again, I can’t explain this in proper English as it would take the fun out of it..wouldn’t rhyme too..do give it a try though.. 😀
LEGION OF THE DAMNED 
I have seen this… My mum read it out to me when we were in traffic and we both couldn’t stop laughing.:)
It’s funny isn’t it..what’s even more funnier is the fact that you wouldn’t have understood it without the help of dear ol’ mum..Kalu Suddi !
Well….yah.. 😀
Looking forward to someone successfully translating this 😊.
Like I said, it wouldn’t be as funny if I try to explain, coz it wouldn’t rhyme anymore. Some things are meant to be said in the native tongue nah..
This is about a guy who has hopelessly fallen in love with a girl, and had dedicated his entire life’s worth for her..time, money, friends all of that..
And he says, instead of doing so, if he at least chose to pluck coconuts, he’d have been a millionaire by now. 🙂
(plucking coconuts is a poor man’s job and it also rhymes in the sentence)