Wednesday, May 6, 2009

In Pigs we Trust,.. and Love....

Amidst the global scare of this so called 'Swine Flu'..i wanted to reiterate that not only Pigs love people, people do love Pigs too and amidst the chaos there can be love... And Swine Flu my ass...don't believe what the WHO say..they come up with all kinds of lame of names and reason for all the ills man had crated and are causing pain and suffering and from my many years of research have uncovered that WHO is a covert agency of the Grass eating Vegetarian lot to scare people off the animals..but I, Ooorumiyaa will rise above and crush them all..When some Chinese or Indonesian guy goes down with breathing difficulties, they say its 'Bird flu' and mite i ask you? can birds have Flu..? i mean, them birds are braving the elements 24/7,365 or even more days a year..under rain,strong winds and then they get flu..? what stupid idiot can think of that?

OK,not convinced enough..? tell me if you know a fish that had a cold? exactly! None! So, ditch the WHO ,ditch the Egyptians.. (I'll get to them later..) and the Honk Kongers and the Chinese .. lets move on in life...may be a flu might kill a man here and there but look at the bright side..you'll still have Babe1 and Babe 2 ...

By the way, did you see the impressive pair of assets (or mummery glands as the Brits would say..) on that women who was trying on a face mask in some Mexican subway last night on CNN...?


Man, that was nice!

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