“I’m going to befriend the f***outta her!” – SR

When you meet as many girls as I do you tend to break it down and categorize them. The first layer is obviously:
“Is she going to be a Friend, A One Night Stand or A Potential Girlfriend?”
Last Thursday we actually met a girl who knew about technology as much as we do. Programing, hardware, phones, applications etc. PLUS she’s kinda easy on the eyes and dirty in the mind. So we became fast friends and we were taken to join her for dinner with her friends and went for drinks afterwards and it was amazing how well our group and her group bonded.

Now lets break it down some more.

Shes a looker. Intelligent. Body like a dancer. BUT I will never consider her for the relationship part. Of even for a One Night Stand (unless she’s up for no strings!). She’s a super cool friend. She’s too intelligent to be a girlfriend cause we won’t be able to impress her with our knowledge of the tech world or cars cause she knows as much. Also not to forget that she is very friendly with boys and that always leads to a headache or worse.
So all she’s left with is being a friend. And like my friend said.

“I’m going to befriend the fuck outta her!”

7 thoughts on ““I’m going to befriend the f***outta her!” – SR

  1. “She’s too intelligent to be a girlfriend cause we won’t be able to impress her with our knowledge of the tech world or cars cause she knows as much.” – How 1950s: she doesn’t qualify for the (apparently much coveted) role of girlfriend because she’s too clever! And bloody hell, she even gets on well with other men. That’ll never do.
    xxx

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