First there was ‘fashion’. But that didn’t look right. Then somebody said, ‘no, silly! it’s PASSION!!!!!!!’ And everyone said ‘ahhhhh!’ So they fixed it: ‘Pashion’. Spotted at Big Bite in Nugegoda by @m_nasir13, who was “afraid that it would taste of clothes”.

Treat your car to a ‘Brake Disc Faccing’. Or how about a ‘Boby Wash?’ We’ve also got something for your ‘interoir’, ‘exteroir’, and your soul. Whatever floats your boat. Erm, car.  “I don’t know if I’d want any of those things done to my car,” says @blessie_k, “Seems abusive”. She spotted this mother lode of typos en route to the airport. ...

There’s no ‘dinger’ like a ‘lady’s dinger’. Mirth. Lots. Spotted in Anuradhapura by @HalikAzeez.

Money makes many ‘things?’ Money makes many to ‘think?’ A regular trishaw Confucius! tuk-tuks: “money makes many thinks”

Poto Copying, Bainding, Call’s … For all your typo needs. Via @Vindic8d.

Need to get this off the chest: 1 - Seriously, WTF, man?? 2 - The typo. Glorious in itself. 3 - The headline. Two-deck banner headline. A beauty. Oozing WTFness. 4 - The story. Never mind that it’s not news. Some people like this shit, ok? On that note we are off to go slam our heads against a wall. Spotted in The Island - a ‘quality’ Sri Lankan daily - by @nuzster.

Development Sri Lankan style. We know how to get our priorities right: ‘One large performing arts theatre and three large paddy whorehouses.’ Another beauty from The Daily News, which never fails to put a smile on our mugs. That’s one newspaper clipping that won’t be making it into the scrapbook. Wait … Via @ShehanKaru + Hisham Shums.

These guys are not very bright, are they? Spotted by @aufidius.

Turn your vision into reality. Discover muscles that you never thought you had with our new diplomas. Did we mention that it’s full air conditioned? Via @kirubesh.

Alston Koch wants us to ‘get the album out now’. Can’t wait. 

One of these days we are going to forget how to spell. Via @gopiharan.

These ‘exotic chickens’ seem to be going for that iconic Lasith Malinga look. Only that...

Taking multitasking to ridiculous new heights. Via Nirmal Fernando + Yammile Wikramanayake.

One of them little Facebook ads that pop on your home page. Imagine what those stories of many stories of youth who made their ‘fist’ million ‘from the very beginning’ must read like …

This sounds like a bad word. Or maybe it’s just the cough syrup that we’ve been slugging. Via @nuzster.

With ‘gread’ power comes great scorpions. Via @Ayidha.

We’ve got some good ones from the Colombo International Book Fair 2012, which ended on...

Peterson Lane renamed ‘Perterson’ Lane? Via @mahmoodulhaq. More street name nonsense here and here.

Industrial-strength-mutant-cyborg cornflex? Via @yisaam.

Beards seem to be the latest victim of Sri Lanka’s sky-rocketing costs following the recent...