On breaking news today, half a ton of "brassieres" were unloaded onto the front yard of the President's House in an order to appease HE The President who was reportedly feeling "rather left out" after the bra-throwing incident at the recently held Enrique Eclairs concert in Colombo.
This initiative was headed by the organizers of the event after HE The President has expressed his displeasure at the aforementioned incident.
The 'brassieres' were collected from the female attendees to the concert, the event organizers said, having contacted them after the concert. Although the request was to collect the 'brassieres' that they wore on the day, it was clear that the females were reluctant to part with their more expensive and fancier undergarments, a trusted source said. "Most of these items are frayed, discoloured and emits an unpleasant smell which led us to believe that the participants released their oldest and the most used undergarments to us. Some were even too big to be their own" an event organizer said.
In an attempt to add in an extra touch of affection, the organizers contributed with their own jungis that they wore on the day. "Mine was a Calvin Klein, but since I haven't done the laundry that week, it was what I was wearing throughout the whole week. I hope The HE would like it" an enthusiastic event organizer said holding up a "Kiss me, Mr President" cardboard sign cut out of a Siddhalepa jumbo box.
A few male participants volunteered with their own colourful jungis for the purpose but the event organizers had to turn them down so as not to eclipse their own crowning jungi moment with The President.
The event organizers went one step further in trying to find a female to throw a 'brassiere' at HE The President as he exited the house for his morning jog, but they were unable to find a willing candidate for the purpose, a downcast event organizer said.
On other news, hundreds of stingrays had been seen fleeing the coastal lines of Sri Lanka yesterday, hiding their tails within their flaps. Baffled environmentalists report that currently, there are no stingrays within the coastal waters of the island.
This initiative was headed by the organizers of the event after HE The President has expressed his displeasure at the aforementioned incident.
The 'brassieres' were collected from the female attendees to the concert, the event organizers said, having contacted them after the concert. Although the request was to collect the 'brassieres' that they wore on the day, it was clear that the females were reluctant to part with their more expensive and fancier undergarments, a trusted source said. "Most of these items are frayed, discoloured and emits an unpleasant smell which led us to believe that the participants released their oldest and the most used undergarments to us. Some were even too big to be their own" an event organizer said.
In an attempt to add in an extra touch of affection, the organizers contributed with their own jungis that they wore on the day. "Mine was a Calvin Klein, but since I haven't done the laundry that week, it was what I was wearing throughout the whole week. I hope The HE would like it" an enthusiastic event organizer said holding up a "Kiss me, Mr President" cardboard sign cut out of a Siddhalepa jumbo box.
A few male participants volunteered with their own colourful jungis for the purpose but the event organizers had to turn them down so as not to eclipse their own crowning jungi moment with The President.
The event organizers went one step further in trying to find a female to throw a 'brassiere' at HE The President as he exited the house for his morning jog, but they were unable to find a willing candidate for the purpose, a downcast event organizer said.
On other news, hundreds of stingrays had been seen fleeing the coastal lines of Sri Lanka yesterday, hiding their tails within their flaps. Baffled environmentalists report that currently, there are no stingrays within the coastal waters of the island.
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