How Sri Lanka Can Win the 2012 T20 World Cup

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1. Appoint Mahinda Rajapaksa match referee of all the WC T20 matches played by Sri Lanka.2. Appoint Gotabaya and Basil as on field umpires and Namal as the 3rd umpire in all the WC T20 matches played by Sri Lanka.3. Appoint Chamal Rajapaksa as manager of the Sri Lanka cricket team. 4. Only allow Sri Lankan fans to enter the ...

Gota Is Mentally Sick, A Family Friend Reveals

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By Senaka Samaranayaka -Gotabhay Rajapaksa’s appalling behaviour started after LTTE suicide attempt some years ago and as a result of this his head on the right side was knocked so hard, since then he has no control over his emotions especially anger, a Rajapkasa family friend reveals.Last Sunday, Willa Wickramasinghe a businessman and a close confidant of President Mahinda Rajapaksa ...

Sri Lanka: Becoming A Nation Of Perverts, Paedophiles And Rapists

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By Barbara Seneviratne -All through the years(Ceylon) Sri Lanka was thought of as a country that has high standards of decency, civilized and well disciplined, but since 1977 disorder, violence, corruption, injustice of power and tyranny of wealth is so widespread that in the near future it will paralyze the life in this country.No democracy can survive with out law ...

9.3 tons of Gold - Part of SL's national assets sold secretly - World Gold Council exposes

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(Lanka-e-News-22.April.2012, 11.30PM) The World gold Council official data report states that the Sri Lanka Central Bank during the last quarter of 2011 had sold 9.3 tons of gold constituting part of the country’s national asset. This had been exposed on 18th Oct. 2011. This means that this illicit transaction had taken place prior to this date. The approximate total value ...

Who is a dictator?

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The fall and demise of Col. Muammar al-Gaddafi is an indication that there is no one who could be equated with the Almighty. We are all mortals, after all. Mr. Gaddafi got on the stage in 1969. He was an instant hit with the people and the military as he deposed the monarchy. He was presented as a fire eating ...

First they came for...

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First they came for the Tamils in the “No Fire Zone” and I did not speak outBecause I was not a Tamil.Next they came for Lasantha Wickramatunga, and I did not speak out Because I was not a Journalist.Then they came for Roshen Chanaka, and I did not speak outBecause I was not a factory worker in the Free Trade ...

Kolaveri kola kenda dynasty song

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yo boys i am PresiDunce singing songkola kenda songone family songwhy this kolaveri kola kenda family dynastywhy this kolaveri kola kenda family dynastyrhythm correctwhy this kolaveri kola kenda family dynastywhy this kolaveri……dynastyElder brother-u Speaker-u SpeakerYounger brother-u Goat-u Goat-uYoungest brother-u 10% commission-uCountry going to dog-u dog-ucoming colour not good-u good-uwhy this kolaveri kola kenda family dynastywhy this kolaveri kola kenda family ...

Steve Jobs dies in paintball shootout: Bill Gates security personnel have shot him – Bill Gates also critical and dripping with paint

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(Daily Noise -11.Oct.2011, 6.45pm) Steve Jobs, former CEO of Apple Inc. and Presidential advisor to Barrack O’Bummer died in a paintball shooting incident. Two security personnel of his have also died in the paintball shootout.The security personnel of Bill Gates have been responsible for the shooting and killing. Steve Jobs had died on the way to the JoyWardNee Pora Hospital ...

Sir NUT Jew Sorrya Plans Comeback After 25 Years In Retirement

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Former Sri RajaPakistan captain and pinch hitter Sir NUT Jew Sorrya says he wants to return to first-class crooked, 25 years after his forced retirement. The 75-year-old, who was forced to retire through an act of ParleyMutts (118th Amendment to the Constipation) from crooked in 2020, will play club crooked with the aim of earning ...

Sri Rajapakistan launches own T56 league

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Sri Rajapakistan’s crooked board on Thursday announced its own glitzy T56 tournament, seeking to emulate the success of the hugely popular Indian Premier League.The first edition of the Sri Rajapakistan Premier League (SRPL) will be played over 365 days from July 19th 2011 to July 19th 2012 and will feature teams from the island’s seven ...