“Sirisena Is Part Of A Foreign Conspiracy”, says Siripala. “Our priority should be the party and the party cadres”. No shit you fat tub. Screw the citizens. Nimal Siripala a.k.a. Sherlock Holmes It could be nothing but a foreign conspiracy. There’s literally nothing can happen against the Rajapakse regime that is not the result of a foreign conspiracy. If someone wants to run against Mahinda in a presidential election, it’s a foreign conspiracy. If Basil wants something and the supreme court denies it, it’s a foreign conspiracy ...

So Mithripala Sirisena is named the common candidate for the upcoming presidential election. Personally, I’d have liked a UNP candidate. But then again, it’s unlikely any UNPer would be able to crack the ruling party like Mithripala can. This is really the best the opposition can do right now. I can’t blame them. Mahinda has to be stopped. The Rajapakse ...

Morality is a tricky subject. No, let me rephrase that. Meta-ethics is a tricky subject. The fundamental question is what makes something good or bad. Killing another human being is bad. Saving a human’s life is good. But really, why? Where do these good and bad values come from? Let me clarify this for the philosophically unsophisticated. The issue isn’t ...

Yes, I’m pretty sure these guys are f*cked by pigs. Only such people can write this blog. From international conspiracies that work based on an absurd assumption where Sri Lanka is the most strategically important foreign country to the US and Europe, to Islam hating bullshit that are pulled out of their asses, reading this shitty excuse for a blog ...

Just got a news alert that DIG Vaas Gunawardena is admitted to hospital due to an illness, after being arrested over the murder of a Bambalapitiya businessman and eight other murders. Yeah right, we didn’t even see that coming. It’s totally surprising. Damn, wow, what a coincidence. But I tell you what, this guy is not going to jail. That ...

A guy named Rakees Mohammed threatened to murder me as a response to what I wrote here: http://lefroy.wordpress.com/2013/01/19/buddha-allah-bodu-bala-sena-what-in-the-fucking-hell-is-going-on/#comments The peaceful Allah’s asslicker writes You motherfucking SInhala modaya, You call names to our merciful Allah(May Peace upon with him). You would be stoned death, if your identity is uncovered. Of course, we would soon do it. This is just a warning! ...

Can someone explain to me why Indi Padashow just doesn’t get it? When you write a blog, people read it. So it really isn’t the place to ventilate your sexual frustrations. Vagina whiteness cream, whale penises, incest, and now butt wiping styles. I mean, BUTT WIPING STYLES!!! WTF? Guess who joined him in this grand butt wiping adventure? David BlackButt, ...

Sri Lanka’s only L-libertarian blogger (L stands for…I don’t know what the fuck it stands for. Maybe Lanka or Lesbian, because his blog is more about gay patriotic hate than about libertarianism) is confused as to what exactly is his penis. Specifically, he’s wondering whether it is the one he types into, or the one he strokes at office. Because ...

Last Friday, 9th November 2012, the STF wanted to know what the fuck prisoners like Kalu Thushara and Konna Kapila are doing inside the prison, as if it wasn’t obvious. They were having anal sex, while using heroin, and beating each other up when someone refuse to do oral sex. But the STF just wanted to see it. I mean ...

Got into a debate with three stupid Buddhist girls and one clueless Islamic guy about religion, yesterday. Can’t believe it that I still get into such pointless debates. I tell myself over and over that it is pointless. I mean, these people believe in shit that do not have any facts or evidence to back them. What makes me think ...

I’m in the toilet, taking a dump, and I’m thinking, damn, today there will be traffic. Damn. Damn. The last couple of weeks were almost like living in a developed country. The traffic was tolerable. But today, the hell will be back. Why do we have free education anyway? I think it’s time we considered what’s more beneficial. Are the ...

Philoshitcism is what I call the philosophical and cultural movement that I’m about to begin. I’ve been calling myself a liberal-democrat back when I started this blog. That was December 23, 2009. I am no longer a liberal-democrat. I think liberal-democracy is shit. Majority of the people, except me and people like me, are just plain stupid. Therefore liberalism and ...

Fuck. I think. This is just the kind of book I should not be reading. I read a lot of science fiction and this shit should not be called science fiction. There’s no science in it; just fantasy and spiritual bullshit. It reminds me of Dune. Oh that horrible book. I read all 6 books and about to read the ...

It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Sri Lankan Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American History. Who said “Give me Liberty , or give me Death”? She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up: “Patrick ...

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