this joke is pretty old, and very good.here is the version from noah baumbach's 1995 movie 'kicking and screaming' (great movie btw; and not to be confused with awful 2005 will ferrell movie with same name).joke starts at 1.45m mark. ෴my twitter - http://twitter.com/sittingnutthis blog's twitter - http://twitter.com/llibertarian

while being proud, we should remember and cherish those who sacrificed and contributed to make sri lanka free, peaceful, and prospering. we should also keep our eyes open for those who tried to keep sri lanka enslaved, violent, and stagnant, for 30 years; local and foreign racists, and especially ngo slaves scum funded by hypocritical west. ෴my twitter - http://twitter.com/sittingnutthis ...

this is the plan of 'stowage of the british slave ship 'brookes' under the regulated slave trade, act of 1788'. feel free to click on the image and zoom in to observe the horrible conditions under which slaves were transported to america. under the named act it could lawfully carry 454 slaves. before that in a 1782 trip it carried ...

i was awakened at midnight last night by the loud and continuous explosions of firecrackers heralding the Christmas month. noise continued in the morning and even now there there are few occasional bursts.fact that during last few years, this noise, indicator of people's happy expectations for Christmas, has grown louder and louder, in line with the actual increased spending during ...

this is a test post. will resume blogging soon.෴my twitter - http://twitter.com/sittingnutthis blog's twitter - http://twitter.com/llibertarian

just imagine what would have happened if a chinese (or any other non western) athlete has said the following after winning a gold medal:"so i crashed, i did it on purpose just to get the restart, just to have the fastest ride. it was all planned really. when that [wheel skid] happens you can lose so much time. my only ...

i have long pointed out the total absence of civilized values among modern westerners, in particular among british and americans.they provided further proof of this when they attacked 16-year-old swimmer, gold medal winner, and world record breaker, Ye Shiwen, of "doping", yesterday.on what grounds? nothing at all! she in fact has a completely clean record. they just found her achievements ...

shame! shame! shame! on the world! on us!vulgar scumbag elizabeth II, willing symbol and head of still bloody united kingdom (= remnant of genocidal british empire) and her subject slaves, will stink up the olymics today.british (every last one of them), are parasitic hypocrites who lecture the rest of the world on human rights, while living off the resources murderously ...

once again west confirmed that it will not give a fair hearing to sri lanka by cancelling a speech to be given by sri lankan president in united kingdom (aka despicable rump of genocidal british empire) citing protests by tamil tiger terrorist supporters. racist western media went to absurd lengths to portray this denial of free speech as some sort ...

it is time that we, sri lankans, reconsider the 9 to 5 working hours for regular jobs, a leftover from genocidal british empire. esp in these months when the heat experienced by the ppl in south western part of the island (most populous part)is at height. while i am not now employed in such a job, i was for a ...

not satisfied with gorging themselves on innocent blood and resources around the world, america and west (and their slaves) demand that we obey their unjust and oppressive demands. hypocrites prefer to disguise these demands as concern for human rights (tell such lies to children burnt alive by american drones in pakistan or being tortured by western military and intelligence, but ...

yawn.i love movies and i usually write a post on oscars before the ceremony. in them i tell who should win, who will win (see last year's post) and tend to be right about the winners for the most part. but that is no great achievement bc most others and prediction markets also get it right. that is the problem. ...

or perhaps to nothingness and back. anyway i almost died in real life due to illness. unfortunately devil refused to meet me. so i am still here.more later ...෴my twitter - http://twitter.com/sittingnutthis blog's twitter - http://twitter.com/llibertarian

that is the question.what to blog about in a peaceful prospering sri lanka? country is getting positively boring.that is a good thing.if you are not a political blogger. living in such a country is great if you are a family man or an unmarried one; if you are trying to make money or just want to be lazy. it is ...

tyrant gaddafi lynched and out, puppets in and fighting, west bombed and looting oil, no democracy in sight. success in libya? while i have no sympathy for gaddafi, only looters and their paid slaves can think all this a success and welcome it. arab spring, fantasy?same ppl welcomed the end of egypt's dictator mubarak. not surprising how they are silent ...

i am loling @ the self righteous pontifications of a certain blogger about duminda silva, gun fights, and criminal politicians, etc..i mean how did this person, his suckerboys, and family members, forget that they worked, works, and will work for, same sort of criminal pols. just two weeks ago same blogger ran an extremely dirty politician's facebook page.did you guess ...

this is inexcusable self absorption. so no excuse.my online name 'sittingnut' predates this blog by more than a decade. i have forgotten the exact birth date somewhere in early 90s. one can still find some of its early outings scattered over the internet.while name intentionally means and hints at several things, it is actually made out of names of sioux ...

i have been neglecting the blog. bad! resolved to reform, again.in the meantime, i am posting one of my favorite songs i have neglected by not listening; tanita tikaram's twist in my sobriety.as with greater part of my favorites it is from 80s; from her 1988 album, ancient heart. great music video too.a side effect of the ability maintain a ...

those who were trying to force an unjust 'international' (read 'western approved to produce results west want') inquiry on to sri lanka hoped that prejudiced claims made in illegitimately constituted so called un/darusman panel will help their cause.what they hopedwestern racists hoped they will keep sri lanka under their thumb (as in the days of genocidal british empire) by removing ...

note - as i have said before, i fully approve killing of mass murderer osama bin laden. but this is not about that.we were told, that after an elaborate decision making process; under the supervision of barack obama; excellent specimens of america's professional military and intelligence, secretly entered pakistan armed with latest military hardware and best intelligence; attacked a security ...