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Gossip Aiya is sick. Dam sick in fact. What began as ismall sniffling sniffling now become some dam jungle fevers only. Cannot move, cannot stay the still also. Nose is red like that Rudolf bugger, sarong is green from blowing said nose. Chikey. Now in these sad situashuns, one usually can rely on ones chosen partner in lipe to be ...

Coll me Gossip aiyah

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today in glorious nashun of sri lanka cricket is istart. this is very excite for gossip aiya whose other porms of entertain are being taken away by king. king has put kong on gossip aiyas pavourite aktivities of drinking by giving for lies reason like "ah today no drink it is week of poya, today can not drink because ...

No-balls

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My goat. 43 ol out. What a shamepul situashun. Gossip Aiya today hanging nashunal plag at halp mast (when i say halp mast acshually mean halp arial as I hau no mast on tree wheel but hau arial) in memory op the untimely death op cirikate team. These southern aprican buggers running around like cocks-in-a-hoop and our buggers hanging heads ...

On line to put line

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Halew Pans!So you must be ol asking "Where this bloody Gossip Aiya, long time no ispeaking". It is true. To tall the truth, last 6 month hau been wery dippicult time por me. Basically this what happan. One night, it was wery hot night. Gossip Aiya isweating isweating and waiting. Moskitos olso euriwheres coming close singing in ear and going. ...

Pinally bloggage!

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Pans I am back and on the line!!The wery sorry por the wery long time period op inactiwity. I hau been working days and nights and ewen preshus apternoon napping time to save monies to buy plat iscreen to wotch cirickate world cup pinal. You will

Merry the Christmas!!

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To ol my near and dear PansOn this wery pestiwe and joyus day op ol days, Gossip Aiya would like to wish you ol "Merry Christmas" - or as one vocabularitically challenged radio stashun talling, "Merry Kissmas". I set alarm today at midnight t

Sun shining, wipe whining

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Now por those following my postings on the book op pace, you will know that poor Gossip Aiya hau been marooned on roop por last few weeks with dam curse op a wipe as whole house hau got the plooded por the rains. raining cats and dogs ...

IS no time like plood time

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One fine day Vengaskar came, Another fine day gavaskar came, recently tendulkar came, but none of the bus*teds knew how to play the game. Today some clown called Sammy has come. The glorious cricketing nation of rajapakistan who hau recently beaten the k

By royal (dis)appointment

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Now Gossip Aiya hau been reading with the much amusemant about these "common wealth games". It happening this time in soththa chapathi land abowe glorious nashun op Rajapakistan. Pirst op ol, Gossip Aiya not underistanding wat the bloo

poot bool pever

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Bodu ammo! So this is ol very busy time por Gossip Aiya. I am building roop in house. Some ismarty pants peoples might ask ‘here gossip aiya did you not hau roop ol this time?” Answer very simple. My roop hau gone on walk. Now gossip aiya

Parlimant jokes

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Halew and budo ammoo! So last month has been month of great scaryness for gossip aiya and the entire continent of rajapakistan. There hau been many hazards to the health of upstanding young pellows such as mysalp (now when I tell "

eh? Khan?

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These days ol ismall girls and boys crying crying in tuk tuk telling "Aiyoooo A Khan not coming A Khan not coming". Who is this Pakistani joker euribodies is talking about, I thought. So I asked Isuru Malli who this A Khan bugger

I am olso poetick, so I hau ritten limerick!

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There was a nice girl prom Padukkawho sported a wery nice pukawith short iskirt and heelsshe'd stand inside KeellsLooking to all like a hookerA pellow came up to inquireHow much she would charge for a hireShe asked "What do you mean"And made quite a scene And caused the poor man to perspire"No no" the man said, "you misheardI asked you ...

Nalla Idirikaalam!

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Pirst op ol pans I hau to apologize prom my looong absence on bloggage. This constipashun has been due to a pew reasons. Unportunately (due to some reasons I cannot esplain due to fear op my bollocks being hung drawn and quartered) my sensashunal, unp

Clash of the tash

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HALEW! Now these days ewen more than normal, euriwhere euriplace you looking you seeing pace op Noble and Onerable King. Only way not to see pace is to close eyes. But I try that once but realised this is bad idea, espeshally while driuing tree wheel. Wh

Back door exit

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Now last the week in great nashun op Rajapakistan we hau the elecshun. Some ismall elecshun in down south areas, not big big one like one between King and Nodaking. This to elect what they call "Prowinshal Counsillers". These are not VI

School op rocks

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Today while putting a relax I hau been reading the Daily News newspaper. It giuing euriday the daily news happanings in our fine nashun op Rajapakistan. Usually Gossip Aiya only reading the isport secshun, but apter horrible matches these day