Delivery Operator: Am I talking to Mr. R. S. Perera? Me: Yes. Delivery Operator: Is it R. S. Perera or R. H. ? Me: S. Delivery Operator: S or H? Me: S. S for Sri Lanka, S for sexy, S for (I start singing at this point Right Said Fred) I’m too sexy for my body, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts… Delivery Operator: *5 minutes of giggling*

The WhatsApp Predicament I’m the type of friend that’ll send you a random WhatsApp message asking one of the following questions*: 1. What’s your favorite dessert? 2. Your favorite cuisine? 3. If you could eat something now: what would it be? 4. What’s the one dish you can’t do without? 5. Name your Top 5 favorite foods. 6. What did you have ...

මා ගෙනිහින් තිබුණ පාන් පෙති දෙක කන්න ඊයේ දවල් වැඩ කරන තැන කෑම කාමරයට යන විට, එහි ඒ වන විටත් කමින් හිටපු සුද්දන් දෙදෙනෙකු, මා දැක හයියෙන් කෑ ගසා කියුවේ ” ආ, ඔය එන්නේ නියම මිනිහා” කියල. එයින් එක්කෙනෙකු ගිය … Continue reading → ...

Country roads take me home.. Probably, the Great Barrier Reef is the best thing I ever found in Australia. So I really wanted to explore it since day one. My first time in the reef in 2012 was amazing. In fact, it was like meeting a pen-pal because I could imagine how it look like before seeing. I had already done my research, seen videos ...

Getting Inked “I’M GETTING A TATOO,” I SAID OVER THE PHONE. The average response of the average Sri Lankan mother is to recoil in horror. Tattoos are bad. Tattoos are unclean. Tattoos belong on drug addicts, ministers, and those old men who function as the default odd-job men for any village. Honestly, I don’t mind being lumped in with the Mahathung s, as the ...

Travel Tip: Do your Snorkeling etc Before Mid Day Tide at Galle: Note High Tide is around mid dayIn Sri Lanka, if you plan to snorkel, whale/dolphin watch do it as early as possible. Preferably before mid day, be it East or West Coast. Thats because the tide comes in around mid day and the sea will start to get rougher. If your snorkeling in relatively shallow water, the ...

ඊයේ අජිත් ලියා තිබුන සටහන මා නිතර ලියන කරුණකට අදාළ නිසාත්, එය මගෙත් ජිවිතයේ කොටසක් නැවත මතකයට නගපු නිසාත් මාත් ආසාවෙන් ප්‍රතිචාරයක් දැමුවා. ලෝකයේ ආහාර කියන දෙය අපයෝජනය කරන පිරිස් වැඩි වෙලා තියෙන්නේ සමාජ ක්‍රම වල වැරැද්දකට වඩා, ජිවිතයට අවශ්‍ය … Continue reading → ...

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